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Boots & Jeans cept when I am going out socially. Bull Riders do it best!
loves God
whatever a damn democrat isn't
love my cowboys!
My daddy told me Not be in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, and to take a piece of Biblical advice about Ruth patiently waiting for her mate Boaz. daddy said while you are waiting for YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait for your Boaz and make sure he respects Yo-az
Bravest people on earth are Bullriders !

A Oklahoma cowboy attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is a Republican supporter, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The Okie cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Okie drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies, though."


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John Wayne, Paul Newman
Rhythm & Blues, Country & Western
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South Padre Island
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