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Directly above the centre of the Earth, and directly below the Heavens.

You can come visit me if you walk in that state between waking and dreaming, head for the third star, turn left and go fast.

But, you should also remember that when you get there, you'll find that it is in reality Chateau Cthulhu.

There are times when that which is dead is not necessarily not dreaming.
June 17
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
licensed aircraft mechanic/gentleman farmer
Nobody accuses HR(human resources) of having a bad idea for they are subtle and quick to anger, and their revenge is terrible to behold.

You know you made a mistake in your conjuration when you accidentally summon the entity known to the clueful as , "fuck, it's Nylarahotep. RUN!" (and to everyone else as "Fuck, RUN!"

I see dead people(by appointment only)

Onward, through the fog - Oat Wille

Never assume that your cat knows the difference between her litterbox and the large, square pan of fruit crumble you've left cooling on the counter top.

Do as thou wilt an do no harm.
The three-fold law is non-negotiable.

Don't kill the goose that lays the deviled eggs.

Sometimes when you win, you lose
Sometimes when you lose, you win

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.-Mark Twain

Estne tormentum in sinu tuo esne felix videre me?

You can run, but all you'll do is die tired.

There is nothing like a random act of kindness to screw with a paranoid's mind

Keep the pointy end going forward, the shiny side up, and the dirty side down, turn left at the pylon and go really fast, throttle firewalled.

There is no such thing as gravity; the Earth sucks.

Gravity is one law for which there is no true loophole.

Look round the world; behold the chain of love.
Confirming all below and all above.
See plastic nature working to his end,
The single atoms each to the other tend,
Attract, attraced to, the next in place
Form'd and impell'd its neighborto embrace.
Press to one center still, the gen'ral good.
See dying vegetables life sustain,
See life dissolving vegetate again;
All forms that perish other forms supply,
(By turns we catch the vital breath and die)
Like bubbles on the sea of matter born,
They rise, they break, and to that sea return.
Nothing is foreign; parts relate to whole;
One all-extending all-preserving soul
Connects each being, greatest with the least;
Made beast in aid of man and man of beast;All serv'd, all serving! nothing stands alone;
The chain holds on, and where it ends, unknown.
Alexander Pope, "An Essay on Man"

Crottled greeps are delicious, Kevin Renner, "The Gripping Hand""
Douglas B23A Dragon.
Godown Bladderbuster- Hobbit thief

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Ben Bova, HP Lovecraft, Charles Stross, Larry Correia, Dr. Robert Forward, Greg Bear, Kim Harrison, Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle
The Laundry Files
Air Enthusiast, 4+ publications, Aeroplane, Green Egg
Calvine and Hobbes, Pogo
Anything that doesn'y try to crawl out of the bowl and tries to attack you in return, such as crottles greeps