Shadowfaux

Shadowfaux
  • Updated:March 3, 2018 9:02 pm
  • Last visit:January 27, 2019 9:11 pm
  • Member Since:June 15, 2002 9:51 am
Oklahoma
Female
June 21
making chainmail and wire wrapped jewelry. i MAKE chainmail I Dont wear it, lol
Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)
red neck
"To thyn own self be true"
ok not my ride but to my dog luving friends thougth this was cute.


Top Ten Complaints
From Dogs


'1'
Blaming your farts on me...
not funny... not funny at all!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking...
I'M A DAMN DOG!
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain!
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello?
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?


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EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
 

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5' 9"
hahaha
green
brown/blonde
comfortable
yes
yes
yes
sometimes: CURRENTLY NOT LOOKING!!!
uhm yeah... not right now,, and not looking; and dont cyber so dont ask. AND NOT LOOKING!!!
4 puppies/small ponies
> Gentle Thoughts for
> Today Birds of a feather flock together...And then shit on your
car.
> A penny saved is a Government oversight.
> The older you get, the tougher It is to lose weight,
> because byThen your body and your fat haveGotten to be really good friends.
> The easiest way to find Something lost around the House is to buy a replacement...
> He who hesitates is probably right.
> Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.
> The sole purpose of a child's Middle name is so he canTell when he's really in trouble.
> Did you ever notice: When you Put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS 'Together it spells 'Theirs....'
> Aging: Eventually you will Reach a point when you stop Lying about your age and Start bragging about it.
> Some people try to turn back Their odometers. Not
> me, I want People to know why' I look this Way. I've traveled
> a long way and Some of the roads weren't paved.
> When you are dissatisfied and Would like to go back
> to your Youth, think of Algebra.
> You know you are getting Old when everything either Dries up or
> leaks.
> One of the many things no One tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change From being young. Ah, being Young is beautiful, but being Old is comfortable.
> Lord, Keep your arm around My shoulder and your
> hand Over my mouth.
 

Favorites

J R R Tolkein, Anne McCatherdy
The Hobbit, Dragon Riders of Pern, King Arthur Rex
Lord of the Rings, 7 Brides for 7 Brothers, Cleopatra, Paint your wagon, Yankee Doodle Dandy
CCR, Tina Turner, Patsy Cline, Cher, Van Halen, Aero Smith
 
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