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If I leave here tomorrow,
Would ya still remember me?
For I must be travel ling on,
now,cause there's too many places
I've got to see.
But if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just Couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bear now,
And this bear you can not change.
Lord knows I can't change.
Bye, bye its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly, cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bear now,
And this bear you cannot change.
And this bear you cannot change.
Lord knows I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.

I would like to know how one careless match can start a forest fire, yet it takes me a whole box to start a campfire.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on I said "Implants?"

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I always take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
Well Boo-Boo rides again. Jumps on his tricycle and blows his horn toot, tooot.
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out? So I listed the exercises I do every day! Jump to conclusions, Climb the walls, Drag my heels, Push my luck, Make mountains out of molehills, Bend over backwards, Run around in circles, Put my foot in my mouth, Go over the edge, and Beat around the bush.

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not a tall bear like boo-boo is
brown with some grey
Well I wear a cute little bow tie. I have had offers that they want to unwrap me.
I tried to go to sexual orientation but Yogi said I could learn more by watching the birds and the bee's. (What's he talking about). I watched them all spring and summer and not once did the bird's ask the bee's out.
(Update) (Was the best 21 seconds of my life).
I am still searching for my Cindy Bear!!!
No Bear has ever told me I have Bear -Cubs????
I need a Ad? Heck I wish some-one had told me that before I spent a year of thinking I was dating some-one?

When I was thirty my dates had to be young,
average height, pretty, rich, and intelligent. Now that I'm older, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone!

Some things men need to understand about women!

~ When she pulls away, pull her back.
~When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
~ When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
~ When she's scared protect her.
~ When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her wear it.
~ When she says that she loves you, she really does mean it.
~ When she grabs at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers. :)
~ When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
~ When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
~ When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it ?.
~ When she's mad hug, her tight and don't let go.
~ When she says she's ok, don't believe it.
~ Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
~ Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
~ Watch her favorite movie with her even if you think it's stupid.
~ Don't talk about other girls around her.
~ Kiss her in the pouring rain.

Top 10 Things you will never hear a man say !
1. Does this hunter outfit make me look fat?
2. Do you think he is prettier than me?
3. My wife never listens to me.
4. I'll have the light vinaigrette salad and a diet soda.
5. Why don't we go to the men's room and freshen up?
6. No I didn't see the game last night I was watching the cooking channel.
7. Looks like it's time to buy new underwear.
8. Okay who left the toilet seat up?
9. I've got my father's thighs.
10. The dog??? No that was Me!