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The bucolic - if heavily irradiated - hills of Northwestern New Jersey.
Network Radio Announcer/Newscaster, Voiceover Artist
"Civilisation will not attain to its perfection
until the last stone from the last church
falls on the last priest"
(Emile Zola)

"...there's nothing in this world,
Beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl."

"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."

"In retrospect, Sandy Hook marked the end of the U.S. gun-control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over."

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Approaching critical mass.
Plaid (different scheme)
Devout Athiest. "It's hard to be religous when certain people are never incinerated by lightning." (Calvin and Hobbes)
I don't live in a city.
Hang to the left.
Hang to the left.
Childish bickering with my dog.
Sure, if they're single.
Having a great time. Wish I were here.


Jerome K. Jerome, Waugh, Jean Shepherd
"I Drink, Therefore I Am" (coming soon, by me. An answer to whining 12-step nuts).
Old National Lampoons still haven't been topped.
Whichever absorbs the most cat urine.
She does? God, I hope it's Chelsea Handler!
Sita Sings the Blues, Girls und Panzer: Der Film, Brazil, The Magic Christian, Babette's Feast, Bedazzled (the original, dammit!)
I don't own a TV. You shouldn't either. Nyaah.
Buster Keaton, Charles Laughton
Tuvalu throat singing
Band-Maid, Dixie Dregs
Motorcycle Trials, Fencing, Boxing, Quoits
NJ Devils (New Jersey CAN do something right once in a while).
The DMV (a NJ joke).
and plenty of it.