TouchM3Elmo

TouchM3Elmo
  • Updated:May 15, 2012 10:37 am
  • Last visit:January 18, 2013 2:05 am
  • Member Since:August 1, 2006 9:43 pm
Wingdale Ny.
Female
July 30
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
MŷšŦēŘĩŏũŞ ỰńĶʼnŌŵŅ says:
oh well ill sooner or later come across another Busty oompa loompa
Greatness has a name. Death... says:
screw yourself with an axe
RawR says:
Lol
« •●»МΪÐŃĪĜĦŦ ĐĖ§ĪŔĖŜ« ●•» I've got the perfect steal, A cleaner love with a dirty feel... says:
Who's your favourite jailbait? Yeh. Thought so =D
RawR says:
Lmfao yeah you

2EndsOfTime I figured more people would think you were a sexual symbol who had a fixation with sesame street.

Monkeys fly on trees

my shitty attitude is none of your fuckin buisness,

men are like blizzards you never know when their cumming and how many inches your going to get

You're a fuckin noodlewhore

Your mother was wrong when she said you could be anything and anyone you wanted to be, you can't be me

Famous words from Jon- "your kinda weird, wanna know why?"
you e-flirt with a lot of guys (nothing bad about that) you were ranting the other day about all guys are good for is 2 minutes of terrible sex, and now you say you don't ever want sex again

Me- Jon im watching hot guys and horses
Jon- Beth what did you say you were watching
Beth- Im watching a really hot guy feel horses, I mean feed horses

Random quote " whos got my hands in their pants?"

The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Ceral In Your Pot!

there you go again with that whatever fuck it beeny bop kidlet bullshit

John: Beth don't you think the smurfs are like the KKK... i mean really think about it.. they have white hoods
Beth: omg...

Unkn0wn: Sit
Stay
Roll Over
"chit chat"
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Unkn0wn: shorties hooked on me tho

Jon says:
lol, you know if there were internet sex lines, you would definetly be hired by them.
Beth says:
lol, why do you say that?!?
Jon says:
because you've definetly got the experience in it and your good at it.


on says:
Check this out, I've got a theory that all the good chocalte and candy is made with the help of nature and little people
Beth says:
Lmfao
Jon says:
Willy wonka- Chocolate stirred by waterfall, and ompaloompas made the choclate
Jon says:
The Keebler Elves, Bake everything in a tree, and there elfs!
Jon says:
see the connection?

Jon says:
So what do I do as your ho?
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
lol
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
gave me about 7 rain checks?
Jon says:
awwwwww it's just a e-sex rain check.
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
lmfap
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
lmfao*
Jon says:
it's not like your getting any REAL pleasure out of it....or are you?
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
lol what do you think?
Jon says:
hm...Maybe.

Jon says:
I don't know thou.
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
lol
Jon says:
you might just be crazy enough to play with your twat at the computer in open view of anyone who would walk into the room lol
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
Lmfao
Shawty- Do Asexual life forms get pleasure from self-sex? says:
you know it
Jon says:
you know I wonder if it's possible to get an std from recieving oral sex. becaust technically thats just saliva, no sexual fluids....the things that run across my mind at 1:00am in the morning.
 

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REALLY SHORT. Mkay? (4'11/ 6 ft)
Brown
Brown
Depends on what I am doing at the moment ~.^
NONE, mkay motherfuckers? Good.
I'ma fucking keebler elf with tits.
FUCK YOU.
Straight since I am engaged, or something.
Engaged... to.. BITE ME MOTHERFUCKER. ( eyesac, Isaac, ballsac, the fucking nerd! Who I love berrryyyyyyyyy much)
~~~My Little Girl~~~
With another on the way, CHA CHING.
BluKiwiPixiStix: lol dipass!!!!!!!
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: LOL u loved it
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: i know i loved it
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: it reminded me of this one time i threw up crackers..........
BluKiwiPixiStix: ewww
BluKiwiPixiStix: sicko
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: i was all like " blahhhhhhh" and the crackers were all like "SPLATTTGHHHHHHRRRR"
BluKiwiPixiStix: you sick bitch
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: stop ittttttttt
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: beep boop beep boop on the nose
BluKiwiPixiStix: lol
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: oh god look at me daddy look at me i'ma farmer!!!!!!!!!!
BluKiwiPixiStix: lol
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: come on beth u know u saw that movie
BluKiwiPixiStix: lol no i didnt
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: and u laughed so hard that piece of ur lung came up and splattered all over the floor and made everyone gag and throw up and then u had to go to the hospital and the doctor said "heyy i guess u seen freddy got fingered right?? oh jeezuss uhahaha u remember my first time seein that movie....ahhh yeahh..well lets get back to the ex rays shall we?" and then you were like "GURGLE GRRRPPPSHHSHS GGRRGGLEE" kuz u couldn't talk and then the doctor fixed it and then u went home and u were like "peace bitches" '
BluKiwiPixiStix: LMFAO your fuckin loosin it you fruity cracker
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: i'm a cracker but i'm not fruity stop itt now
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: can u imagine that?? a fruity cracker...hmmm....ahhahahahahahahasraggllaahhhbrrahhhahahahahhaabuurrrhahaabraaahahayayahhahhaaa!!
BluKiwiPixiStix: lol
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: beth are u talkin to someone else?? kuz if there's someone else it think u should tell me.....kuz u don't answer me for a long time.. and i was thinking and i...i .....i ....*sobs* i don't think we can see each other anymore...omg beth please come back to me...COME BACKKK for fucks sake beth i LOVE YOU I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!! do you at least still care?? HUH??? do yah?? WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE SPECIAL FUCKING NIGHTS?? THOSE FUCKING NIGHTS BETH?? WHAT AM I GONNA DO?? FUCK SHIT ASS LICK FUCKERRRRRRRRR
BluKiwiPixiStix: lmfao
BluKiwiPixiStix: your fuckin insane
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: i laughed at that one too
BluKiwiPixiStix: but i love you too
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: YES I DO BETH...WHY?? WHY DON'T U BELIEVE ME?? IS IT MY SNAGGLETOOTH?? HUH?? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THEN?? HERE LET ME GO LIVE IN A BOX THEN BETH HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE??
BluKiwiPixiStix: want a blanket
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: NO I HAVE NEWSPAPERS GOD DAMMIT!! FUCKING NEWSPAPERS BETH!!?? OH GOD BETH JUST COME BACK U DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S SO COLD WITHOUT U HERE!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!
BluKiwiPixiStix: lol because my disco boobs arent keeping you warm
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: NO BETH I THEY'RE NOT.....NOT *SOB...SNIFFLE...SNORT...SNOT FLYS EVERYWHERE* NOT ANYMORE....
XtHa1NdOnLiiXx: oh good ...those bitches better back the fuck off of my beth...or i'll have to machete someone to death...and you can tell them all that ...TELL EM NdOnLiiXx: who ever trys to be ur friend
xXtHa1NdOnLiiXx: yeah this is you ...... beth: hey beth what are u doin today?? beth: nothing fuck what the fuck beth: god i thought we were friends beth: fuck you...fuck the WORRRLD! beth: fine i'm never talkin to u again beth: annndddd the talking stopss....NOW
 

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Foamy, myspace
Stephen King
Strangeland, The Sixth Sense, Labrynth, sex with john
Everything
 
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