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DEVILWOLFF (T1MBERWOLFF)

DEVILWOLFF (T1MBERWOLFF)
  • Updated:November 21, 2014 5:23 pm
  • Last visit:December 30, 2016 5:45 pm
  • Member Since:November 15, 2006 8:22 pm
Born, raised, and living in the Oregon, with 20-years of brain-frozen insanity in Minnesota in the middle

Male
May 27
I am me...born country, raised country, and live country...simple, down to earth, fiercly loyal, giving (to a fault), supporter of the underdog, hater of the corporate beast, speaker of the truth and call it how I see it kinda guy...

I am an American. The flag I fly in my front yard contains all THREE colors of the political spectrum, so do NOT attempt to affiliate me with one political fringe or the other. Politicians Suck! Our Government is corrupt! What was once the greatest Nation in the world is no longer... and unless we can find a way to remove our lazy asses from our own individual echo-chambers and engage in constructive grown-up dialogue, we will never be able to regain that status. I may not always agree with the politics behind war...but our American troops put their lives on the line every day to defend our nation and the right to sleep in peace at night...so God Bless Our Troops! They are at the mercy of our Government. I am a cynic by nature, but I will respect EVERYONE and die for those I love. I respect your right to speak your mind and I accept the notion that we may not always agree on all topics of discussion. I strive to be open-minded to and educated on all topics of discussion and understand my opinions my not always be the correct one. However, if you do not afford me the same courtesy, I will defend to my death your unalienable right to shut up....

IF YOU INSIST ON PRIVATE MESSAGING OR WHISPERING ME WITHOUT ASKING FIRST, YOUR CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE INSTANTLY IGNORED!

Any other questions? Please refer them to Tech Support at
1-800-GET-LOST. Be sure to Press 1 for English...

I pray you have a blessed day. God Bless...now go away.

Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
I have been called the Tool of Satan, but I prefer to think of myself as the Devil's Designated Driver.

Get over yourself...I did

Don't laugh in the bathroom...it will make people think that your playing with yourself. Just Sayin'.

Build a bridge and get over it!

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Do NOT mistake my silence for ignorance... or my kindness as weakness.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Yeah, I'm a smart-ass; but its better than being a dumb-ass.

Live in Yesterday's Tomorrow.

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop...( that's okay...take a minute to think about it if you must...LOL)

If all else fails... Duct Tape

If the world didn't suck... We'd all fall off!

I have two cars and one wife... and all three come with dual air bags and handle like a dream!

I dont have time for games.
 

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If you would take a break from looking at my ass you'd know!
Do I seriously seem the type that colors his hair?
Fashions fade. Style is eternal.
Christian ~ I believe that God is my Creator, that his Son, Jesus Christ, is my Savior and I go to Church for my shot-glass of Jesus every Sunday!
American!
From a distance with my arms crossed.
I aced it long ago, but I sneak back into class all the time because the videos are awesome!
Married to my Perfect Twin...
My Alpha-Female, ANGELICWOLFF!
Always tasty in a good gravy...

I have three that I have yet to find good side-dishes for...
...WOLF SPIRIT...

It is in my nature to be kind, gentle, and loving...

But Know This:

When it comes to matters of protecting my friends, my family, and my heart, do not trifle with me, for I am also the most powerful and relentless creature you will ever know...
 

Favorites

James Patterson, Steve Berry, Dan Brown, John Grisham, James Rollins, Stephen Frey, Stephen King, Stephanie Meyer, J.R.R. Tolkein
The Bible, Anything by J. Patterson, Angels and Demons - D. Brown, The Purpose Driven Life by Rick Warren
ESPN The Magazine, Sports Illustrated, Discover, Outdoor
Who needs comic strips when we have all the humor we could ask for in Washington, D.C.?
Liar, Liar, A Christmas Story (Classic!), Shawshank Redemption, Grumpy Old Men, the "Saw" series, Platoon, The Longest Yard ( the new one with adam sandler--although the old one was good too), Caddy Shack
The Blacklist, The Big Bang Theory, Hell's Kitchen, Deadliest Catch, Law and Order, Ghost Mine, CSI, SportsCenter, Freinds (How YOU doooin?)
"The Three Stooges", Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Jim Carrey rocks..., Morgan Freeman, Chris Farley... come on, he's a genius...LOL, Adam Sandler...dumb or not, he makes me laugh., Willem Dafoe, Jack Nicholson, Julia Roberts, Bill Murray
Rock,, Country, Christian, a little Easy Listening,, a touch of Classical, I will listen to almost anything (depends on my mood)
FAR too many to list...
I enjoy playing Softball, I pretend to play hockey, but can't skate to save my life, I watch hockey religiously, Baseball, NASCAR
University of Oregon Ducks!, THE MINNESOTA WILD
Yellowstone; Grand Tetons; the west coast; ...Anywhere out of town...
Pizza, Lasagna, spaghetti, Chinese and Japanese cuisines are excellent, chocolate....and CHEESECAKE!, ...okay, I just love to eat.
 
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