sassyshrew

sassyshrew
  • Updated:May 18, 2012 2:33 am
  • Last visit:July 30, 2015 4:57 pm
  • Member Since:April 3, 2009 10:41 am
At the corner of Kiss My Ass Avenue and No Friggin Way...Need directions???
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If he was stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.

Never place your trust in someone with no conscience.

Love many, trust few and do wrong to no one.

When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.

Memory...an internal storage area for all the things you wish you could forget.

Cinderella is proof that shoes can change your life!

Always keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

The remedy to my stressful mornings is "I'll have a caffe mocha vodka valium latte to go please!"

I used to care but I take a pill for that now.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering wtf happened?

Don't let the PAST create your future, let the FUTURE erase your past.

Change is what happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go.

Accept that you may be only one person in the world---but you may also be the world to one person.

Realize that a truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Sleep late. It's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird.

Dont give up...The only way to ensure failure is to stop trying.
I have a Ph.D. in Bitchology and a Masters Degree in "I Don't Give A #@%&" :)
Whining, bitching and moaning keeps me young.

MENtal Anxiety
MENtal Breakdown
MENstrual Cramps
MENopause....

Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN???
And the answer to your question as to why I don't have a picture on my profile is that I'm wanted in 8 states and 2 foreign countries...so use the space between your ears and figure it out for yourself dumbass :)
 

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Depends on which shoes I'm wearing ;)
Wtf is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
They change depending on my mood :)
Ash Blonde
Casual whenever possible.
Shrewish

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
I never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I passed Orientation 101
Yes...you want em?
 
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