Cortni (Cortni1)

Cortni (Cortni1)

Cortni (Cortni1)
  • Updated:April 14, 2019 3:52 pm
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  • Member Since:August 12, 2011 7:13 pm
December 12
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

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