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Novartus
Updated:February 24, 2013 5:31 pm
Last visit:February 6, 2014 7:13 pm
Member Since:October 15, 2011 6:58 am
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Location
HERE! Duh!
Gender
Male
Interests
Humor... Cheesecake... Humor... pretty and nice women... Huemir... Chat... pretty and nice women.
Occupation
When in chat I speak softly and carry a big stick.
Personal Quote
I just would like to take the time to thank every arsehole whom I've met in my past that I find in some very embarrassing circumstances such as "Hi, May I take your order?" or the ones that show up at walmart with a kid from every convict on Cell Block D, see me, then light up like I'm a Christmas Present.
My Ride
My ride belongs to me, not you, you fooking fishfart! Oh and ANOTHER thing... you stay the FRACK away from my ride. I don't need your fugly face shattering the glass nor peeling the paint.
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Novartus who else?
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Personal
Height
Tall
Weight
Doesn't matter
Eye Color
Red if you tick me off.
Hair Color
Of Dark Colour
Fashion Statement
Not everything in the clearance rack should be worn. Oh... and just because it looked good on Jennifer Love-Hewitt does NOT.. I repeat... DOES NOT mean you'll look great in it.
Religion
Apparently not powerful enough to keep your muffin top in the folded and upright position.
Political Stance
It is safe to say that in every Political tenure there has been at least One moment where you have kicked yourself for your vote and not realize it.
Children
NOOoooohohohooooo thank you.
Personal Ad
Ask your Doctor if Novartus is right for you. Side effects may include Euphoria, Sexual Arousal, and complete agreement. See a Certified Counselor if you experience Anger, Jealousy, and/or Nuisance since these side effects will cause me not to Give a ####. Your room Op can determine if Novartus is right for you.