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Novartus_II
Updated:October 28, 2011 10:04 am
Last visit:April 21, 2014 8:20 pm
Member Since:October 28, 2011 9:15 am
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Location
What are you stupid? I'm RIGHT HERE!
Gender
Male
Interests
Pointing at large individuals and laughing like Dennis the Menace.
Personal Quote
Psst hey... hey you... you wanna have a good time? Well TOO FOOKIN BAD cuz I'm not going to share my marbles.
My Ride
Your back... but I have to admit you are slow.
RPG Character
Novartus Part II, The Revenge of the Low Fat Diet.
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Height
Can Reach High Shelving
Weight
Light on my feet
Eye Color
Chameleon
Hair Color
Porcupine
Fashion Statement
*ahem* Don't get your hopes up since "slimming clothing" does not exist. The color of your clothing does not make ANY difference in hiding ANYTHING unless it's black and you are in low lit alley. Only thing proven to be "big boned" is either a pornstar or dinosaur fossil. In any case... China, Lethoso, nor Vietnam cares not how many of it's workers are deployed to sew curtains into clothing. You luvva go love you long time when you wear foochi (not gucci) brand. The high-end maker of your clothing only serves to remind the rest of us that not everyone can manage money. If you are ugly please wear a mask that reads "You dont wanna kno".
Religion
I believe in a Higher Power than I.
Political Stance
It's like a combination of Kung-fu, Mua tai, the squatting sumo (pictured), and Yo Gabba Gabba on Hallucinogens, also known as the Clinton relieves himself standing over Monica Lewinski facial expression.
Sexual Orientation
I like hot women ONLY! My penis says so.
Relationship Status
I have relationships with many companies... so long as they serve me well, I will continue to patron their establishments. As far as people go I generally am annoyed by drama queens and whiners... stop your fookin complaining, and save me the tears because in the end the only people who will care are those with similar personality defects.
Children
Children... some grow up to be adult aged children, while others step up and do something more than hide behind this perception that they do NOT need to grow up. Some of these Adult Children (I will refer to these as W.O.S (Waste of Sperm) try to make baseless points out of things to meet their own needs while ignoring the fact they sound as stupid as squabbling old ladies at an internet cafe. GROW UP! There is a difference between being a W.O.S and being a child at heart... in the end the latter knows when to act their age the former just says stupid shit all day long.
Personal Ad
Novartus Ver:2.0 Because 1.0 and 1.1 were all beta versions for the much improved 2.0. Trust me... you are going to love me whether you love me now or not... YOU'LL LOVE ME SO MUCH YOUR DOCTOR WILL RECOMMEND ME IN HIGH DOSAGES. HELL! You might even stuff your face.