On this here planet, in this here town, enclosed inside a dwelling which I call home. Don't be a phuk... I'm here and that's all you really want to know! Why the hell do you care where I live, anyway? Not like your sorry arse is going to come and visit me.
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My Interest is to come into chat, create these sorta profiles to wake you mofos up like a cup of extra shot java or maybe warm your insides like a bottle of Vodka and slither down your mental throat like a Tequila Worm. I also like to come here and kill time like some people kill their liver with every proof on the shelf. I have NO interest in being the Designated driver so bring your own and make sure they have a license because I am INTOXICATING! You heard about Dos Equis... well I'm more like DOS ESTRELLAS cuz I'm as popular here as that Amy Winehouse drinking her head off.
None of your GEE GOLLY GOSH DARNED Business but I will tell you ONE THING I AM NOT... and that is an Op. For what it seems, getting "Ops" is about as exciting as watching Bob Ross paint another effin Mountain. Chat Room status isn't as important to me as it is to others, so I could care less if I get Ops.. I'm not here that often, I have a life, and I dont play that Disney Channel High School Popularity Princess crap either. I dont send others to do what I can do for myself and my life Does NOT, WILL not SURROUND chatroom gossip.
Oh this just gets better... If the Pinnacle of your life is to down the most Donuts, Chug more than a College Kegger, Be a make believe slut, Play Commander and lead a team of dimwits to spy on others like a CIA Mission and report to you like you are seated at the top of a Spire, or your REAL LIFE is about as Dismal as the alcoholic at the bar near closing time that pukes and lays in their own puddle because they have no one to come home to then maybe you should learn to mop and sweep, make yourself useful, and get a job as a porter. A person who Drinks alcohol heavily, eats everything in sight to drown their emotions is abysmal.
Something you wish you had because, lets be serious here, if you spend so much time in here you haven't worked hard enough for anything worthwhile.
PHUK the charater I'm talking more trash... If you advertise your WISHFUL sexual encounters Online you are nothing more than a $1 whore who turns over faster than a table at a free lunch. Lets face it...if you spend your life in chatrooms the only sexual encounter you will get is Adult Websites and a plunger handle turned phuk stick. After you read this you may possibly A) Pick up a bible and DVR Joel Osteen B) Down a party sized pizza alone C) Suck beer down like Homer Simpson D) Cry in chat like usual E) Ban this name too if you are an Op and relate F)Options B - E