Novartus_5

Novartus_5
  • Updated:December 10, 2011 10:42 am
  • Last visit:July 1, 2013 12:23 am
  • Member Since:December 10, 2011 8:33 am
21st Century Earth... or in short HERE! Everyone looks at the "location" box as if it will say "right next to you but whatever you do, look! but don't make it so damn obvious". I bet you looked anyway... DUMBARSE!
My interests... lighting the fire under your arse. What is the point of a chat if you will never see date-worthy women that live close to you. Don't get me wrong here... I enjoy the pretty women here with pictures that show more than their face because ultimately they have a body that deserves showcasing, but really, TC's domain lease is set to expire in 2014 and you will all be gone anyway! That's my phuc'n interests don't like it? :) Pat yourself on the back for proving my subsequent points.
When I'm taking a break from doing something with my life, I come in here and fart into a match and light up this room. Take it personal if you want to... :) I mean it.
You love me and you know it. You wish you were as confident as me. Put down that alcohol and/or that cake, gather around because my energy radiates and if you're lucky you might get a high. I'm sorry did that seem arrogant? It's ok you're just at the other side of the fence wishing you were me... I'm used to your kind. If you are angered at me I'm not only in control but also on your mind when you log off. :)
My ride is Four Wheels of MOVE THE PHUC OVER! If it were the Weinermobile I promise you this chatroom would be 80% empty because they would be following it like half minded zombies, ready to chew off the tires.
Novartus_5. My super powers include, peeing in your cereal, not giving two flying PHUX, and laughing as I squat over your face like a pissed off sumo, as I reach for the towel rack, bear down and push an exploding bundle of some HERE'S PROOF onto it. But if I like you... and, I usually like most people, I may offer you a compliment or two, if not a Hug. You can call me "The Healer!"
 

My Friends

Show all

Profile Ads

Personal

Worlds tallest Caramel
Reduced Fat
Blue Cheese
Spagetti
If you read the above as food items and you pictured eating it then you shouldn't wear tight fitting clothing. Wear what fits, cover up what offends, and make sure your wrapping yourself in attractive clothing. I know this all seems difficult but trust me on this... the rest of the world will thank you for it. :)
The ever so important and all-mighty highest God. He's forgiven me... have you?
See: Crouching Tiger with a Hidden Dragon. Rawr *paws at you* hehe *licks his teeth*
Sorry men but I enjoy the intimate company of Women. I kno, I kno but when was life ever fair?
People generally enjoy my company and presence... however there are a select few that are so narrow minded that they refuse to delve into the bigger picture. Whether obscured by a cheap power high or just the thought that chatrooms are real lives encoded into software algorithms you should never take for granted chatroom life and it's limited ascension to power because in the end...when the fad is over... it is all taken away from you.
I am all for Year Round Schooling for People under the age of 21. I also believe that to curb childhood diabetes and obesity, children shouldn't be driven to school rather, escorted by police on foot until the age of 21... and after the age of 21 they should then take year round driving lessons until the age of 25 unless joining the military. Added benefits include lower fatality rates and lower underage pregnancy.
Novartus_5: The hater in you!
Based on a true story of the most Awesomeness chatter your pea brain has ever encountered. Rated R for Strong Sexual Content, Foul Language, and Action Scenes. If you should find yourself offended maybe you should bring your mommy to the chatroom since the rest of us are ADULTS who can handle the content. DON'T BE A PUSSY!
 
Home | Help | Forums | Chat | Blogs | Privacy Policy | Terms of Service
© Delphi Forums LLC All rights reserved.