ColoradoAmy3

Updated:August 31, 2018 12:50 pm
Last visit:December 24, 2018 7:52 am
Member Since:August 31, 2018 12:38 pm

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Birthday October 29

Personal QuoteDon't worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self esteem is tied up in your acceptance.

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Fashion StatementMost people have 'ah-ha' moments... I just have 'Oh for f**ks sake, seriously?' moments.

My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

I've been doing a lot of whatever the f**k I want lately and I like it.

Pretending to be polite is soooooo exhausting.

I didn't lose my mind. Half of it just wandered off and the other half went looking for it.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

I rolled my eyes so hard I checked out my own ass.

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.

Being popular online is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

My therapist told me that a great way to get rid of my anger is to write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I did that, and now I don't know what to do with the letters.

When people tell me they're 'spiritual' I'm like, 'Demons are spirits too... be more specific.'