Myself. I'm pretty fucken funny.
The Stand; Talisman; Elidor & the Golden Ball; Aesop's Fables; any & all Greek Mythology.
Rolling Stone.
I mail them to friends frequently. Everyone wants to see employment & housing availability. Cuz everyone wants to be in close proximity to the Empress, of course.
Far Side. Oh yeah, and the occasional Delphi Member Profile.
Dogma, American Beauty, Fandango, Bandits, and all the Harry Potter movies. There are actually a lot of movies I dig, now that I think about it--which is kind of odd, being that I am not that much of a movie person. On that note, I do not like going to the movies. At all. You cannot hit pause if you have to take a piss, some asshole is always making noise, trying to get away with smoking, or their big giant head is in the way. What's UP with that, anyway? Watermelon heads need to discontinue breeding, for this reason alone.
Sopranos (home sweet home), Monkey Dust, Mind of Mencia, Desperate Housewives, CSI Vegas, Criminal Minds, House, Huff, Queer as Folk, Dead Like Me, The L Word, and South Park. Life's too short. Dont be Whacko Douche.
Kevin Spacey, Gary Oldman, Bill Paxton. I want to have sex with Robin Williams & Leiv Schrieber. Yes, possibly at the same time, cuz I've got it like that. And if Alec Baldwin would just stop shaving his face & keep his shirt off, he'd be a definite fuckable as well. I'd likely do Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas. Perhaps I can persuade her to add my last name to the very long existing one she has.
It's all good. I hate it when people say (whatever music/song/band) sucks. Uhm...they are making a hell of a lot more money than you, right? Must be doing *something* correctly.
So many bands, so little space. The Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer" has very special meaning in my heart now.
If your team doesn't win, try not to commit suicide, Ok? Oh, and apparently there is a new sport in which I am involved. Evidently, because I had the balls to state that I would do X if Y happened on my property (involving loose dogs), I am now the top running contender in the dog sniper competition.
Hockey, Olympic gymnastics & ice skating. And no, I dont pout for hours and affect those around me when the USA doesn't win. I might if I happened to be the coach, a competitor, or sponsor; otherwise I kinda have lotsa other things to pout about. Lucky You if this is what you can afford to do with your emotions.
England, Bath (PA), Lake George. Would like to see the Greek Islands.
My cooking. I rock. My stuffing My tortellini alfredo My antipasta My taco salad My baked ziti My stuffed peppers My chicken & dumpling stew My creamed seafood My tuna melts on pita (You get the idea, right?)