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Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
"I have no money, no resources. I'm the happiest man alive"
-- Henry Miller

"Specialization is for insects."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

"Time is what's killing you. Why do you keep it?"

"Public smiles are not given any more, unless you count those by women with an annoying baby in a stroller, or a shitting dog on the sidewalk."

"Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one."
-- Swimming Pool

"Technically, the procedure IS brain damage. It's on a par with a heavy night drinking. You'll not miss it."
-- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

"Your mom and I think: The American economy can be billions in debt and still survives. So can you."
--Confession of a Shopaholic

"We both know I'm a drunk. And I know you're a hooker. I just want you to know that I'm the type of person who's totally at ease with this."
-- Leaving Las Vegas

"The junk merchant doesn't sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.
—William S. Burroughs, "Naked Lunch"

"Nobody, and I mean nobody, can talk a junkie out of using. You can talk to them for years, but sooner or later they would end up using something. Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue. Or gasoline. Or a gunshot to the head. Just anything, anything to get the pressure off everday life. Like having to tie the shoe laces."
-- Drugstore Cowboys

"What is this? An exhibition? I want emotional content"
-- Enter the Dragon

"Hey Johnny, whatta ya rebelling against?"
"Whatta ya got?"
--The Wild One

"I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure."
--Agent Smith, the Matrix

"The only problem you've got, Sheriff, is a short supply of guts. You don't need me."
-- High Plains Drifter

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