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What Day Is It?

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you
don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, getting up from the table
and going out the door to the office.
At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman opened the door, she was
handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1pm, a
foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a
boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. When he did, she
exclaimed, "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!
I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

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