Maryjane (whateverrr)

Maryjane (whateverrr)

Maryjane (whateverrr)
  • Updated:August 4, 2016 6:39 pm
  • Last visit:December 1, 2017 8:27 pm
  • Member Since:May 29, 1999 6:27 pm
5th generation Tampa Bay Florida native moved to the deep woods of Ga.

I can be found on Facebook: Maryjane Cloud
Female
June 20
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
Retired police dispatcher.

Delphi member since 1999 and now I can't WAIT to leave after the way the staff has treated me.
She's got everything she needs,
She's an artist, she don't look back.
She's got everything she needs,
She's an artist, she don't look back.

She can take the dark out of the nighttime
And paint the daytime black.

You will start out standing
Proud to steal her anything she sees.
You will start out standing
Proud to steal her anything she sees.

But you will wind up peeking through her keyhole
Down upon your knees.

She never stumbles,
She's got no place to fall.
She never stumbles,
She's got no place to fall.

She's nobody's child,
The Law can't touch her at all.
...Bob Dylan

If you know nothing else about me know this: I'm an old womens' libber from way back.
RPG? Gimme a break. How about...

Heroes: Lucy Burns, Emmeline and Christabel Pankhurst, Alice Paul, Susan Brownell Anthony, Alice Stone Blackwell, Shirley Chisholm...
 

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Personal

short
Ha! Next you'll be askin my age! (OLD)
brown
Black and down to my fat ass.
You're kidding, right?
You wouldn't recognize it.
Lenni lenape/? (father)/ Scottish/French (mother)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." ~Napolean Bonaparte
I have to be oriented? Gasp! I *knew* I should have read the manual!
Dead
personal ad...hmmmm...How about:
I cannot tolerate pea brains. If you're a jew hating, racist homophobe give me a WIDE berth.

Who am I? An artist (oil, acrylic, pantone, pencil, sculpture, raku, and "web stuff" for fun) Addicted to: music, horticulture [wildcrafting], animals, HTML hand coding, red clay hills, howling at the full Moon. AhhhhhhOooooooooooo! And on that note:


It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
By REM

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, a government
for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in
a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team
by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save
yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign
towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood
letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it....
 

Favorites

M. Night Shyamalan, Shakespeare, Tolkien, Nietzsche, Frank Herbert, T. Brooks, James Rollins
Coyote Medicine, The Herbal Compendium, Running With the Demon, Map of Bones, Black Order, Judas Strain, Dune, LOTR
Too freaking depressing! I get tired of reading about the latest idiot endeavor.
Nope, don't read 'em. Favorite comedians: Whoopie Goldberg, Eddie Izzard (LMFAO!!), Ron White, Steve Harvey, Cedric, Bob Engvall, Bernie Mac, Adele Givens, Laura Hayes, Sommore, Chris Rock, DL Hughley, Carlos Mencia, Jeff Foxworthy, Ellen DeGeneres, Janeane Garofalo, Gabriel Iglesias, Mo Collins, Michael McDonald...and reruns of Richard Pryor
Taking Chance, Out of Africa, Fargo (Yah?), Gross Pointe Blank, Dogma, Big Trouble, The Village, Iron Jawed Angels, LOTR, Savior, The Book of Stars, Fast & Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Matrix 1, Nell, Silence of the Lambs Trilogy, Monster, Constantine, Heat, The Green Mile, Sling Blade
LOST, South Park, Rome, Deadwood, The First 48, Cold Case Files, Good Eats, Discovery, Animal Planet, History Channel, Science Channel, and of course...COPS, lol. Favorite Artists: Waterhouse, Modigliani, Rackham, HL Giger, Williams, Achilleos, Leighton, Mucha, Crash McCreery... this could go on for hours...
Eric Schweig, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Alan Rickman, Frances McDormand, Meryl Streep, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Keanu Reeves, Chow Yun Fat, Hugh Jackman, Jeremy Irons, Christian Bale, Whoopie Goldberg, Merle Streep, Ashley Judd, Benecio Del Toro
Hard Rock, Some Classic, Voix Bulgares, Gaelic, anything but country and polka
Audioslave, Green Day, Disturbed, Methods of Mayhem, Sum41, Older Metallica, Kid Rock, LL Cool J, Dope, Ja Rule, Linkin Park, NIN, Rammstein, Clannad, Iz Kamakawiwo'ole, Static X, Orgy, Tricky, Staind, Incubus, Hillary Hahn, Johnny Winter or Dire Straits when I wax nostalgic
Marksmenship
My front porch
Maiz (Corn...*anything* corn), Gourmet cuisine, Mexican, Italian, Soul, Cajun, Asian...FOOD! (It's why I'm this size 1..uh huh..believe that? Wanna buy an igloo?)