• Updated:October 21, 2017 11:05 pm
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  • Member Since:June 14, 2002 2:28 pm
The flaccid penis of the U.S. (Florida, for the phallically challenged)
September 15
I love singing, dancing, drawing, reading, animals (We have one cat and a guinea pig. The ferret died, and one cat ran away), cooking, going to thrift stores/yard sales, the beach but prefer the mountains, and I'm well on my way to being a self-proclaimed 'pallet princess' - I LOVE repurposing, and making things.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Living the minivan life, Baby.

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I'll never be back down to my original size. 7 lbs 6 oz wasn't realistic, anyway.
Hazel green
Dirty blonde
Pretty blouses, jeans, tank tops, shorts, flip flops, sun dresses, strappy heels.
There are so many more worthwhile things to shove down someone's throat than this.
Caucasian. French, Irish, and Indian - (Feather, not dot)
I don't vote, I don't bitch. However, I do keep myself informed.
Smart men. Intelligence is a huge turn on, as is a great sense of humor. A hairy chest is absolutely yum, and nice calves and arms are a plus. If a guy sounds like Sean Connery, he doesn't need the other stuff mentioned above. If he smells or tastes like bacon, he doesn't need to sound like Sean Connery.
Two boys, one girl. Handsomely rewarded in gummibears and Oreos for the slave labor.

Update: I am now a Gemma! (That's the name I'm choosing to be called, because Grandma is way too old. I'm only 43, so unless you want your teeth down your throat, don't even think of calling me Grandma :p)
If you like pina coladas, gettin' caught in the rain...