OSEmuTech (Jim) (JAWIV)

OSEmuTech (Jim) (JAWIV)

OSEmuTech (Jim) (JAWIV)
  • Updated:August 3, 2010 5:36 pm
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M-Branes in 11-dimensional space-time, superstrings, quarks\leptons\bosons, atoms, molecules, me, ..., ..., ..., Florida, United States, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, The Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, ..., ..., ..., ..., ..., quark-gluon plasma, Inflationary epoch, Grand Unification, Planck epoch, Big Bang, initial singularity (G-d)
July 28
Math\Science Web Content Development
"One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Two, never give up work. Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it. Three, if you are lucky enough to find love, remember it is there and don't throw it away." - Stephen W. Hawking

"No! Not enchanted bunny!" - McGliga to Sheldon

If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

When encountering cognitive dissonance, prepare to exercise parallel processing.

"The voices in my head hate my imaginary friends."

Quarks, leptons, and bosons are the fundamental particle aspects of Superstrings which make up the structure of all matter-energy and space-time in our Universe.

You asked for it ... you got it ... Obama!

"Windows [n.] – A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can’t stand one bit of competition."

"Volatility is not yet back to normal primarily because macroeconomic uncertainty is not resolved." Robert Engle NYU Stern School of Business

Longest English palindrome: "Straw? No, too stupid a fad - I put soot on warts."

Peace be with you and God bless.
Zyx Shadow(illusionist)
Mysty Shadow (thief/wizard)
Santar the ArchMage(wizard)
Dell Alltrue (cleric/magic-user)
Ulrich the Grey (warrior\wizard)

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Quantum Field Theory by Lewis H. Ryder, Introduction to General Relativity by Lewis Ryder
PC World, PC Magazine, Scientific American, American Journal of Physics
Bloom County, Dilbert, The Far Side
The Empire Strikes Back, Andromeda Strain, The Matrix, The Keep, The Hunt for Red October, Independence Day, Return of the King, Outbreak, Batman Forever, Men in Black, Phenomena, Michael, Good Will Hunting, Pi, Jacob's Ladder, Altered States, Armageddon, Real Genius
Universe, Storm Chasers, Red Eye, Fox News Sunday, AFHV, Cops
Delphi upgrade cleared the list, None :)
Science and Tech Podcasts, Not really into music
The John Batchelor Show, Leo Laporte and the TWiTs, Astronomy Cast, This Week in Tech
Websurfing, Keyboarding, Rubbernecking
There is no "I"
I live in your vacation spot.


168 lbs.
Darkened Blond
I always have some sort of electronic computing device on me. 21st century fashion.
Lutheran (Missouri Synod)
But believe in the Big Bang and evolution.
I enjoy studying cosmology and sub-atomic particle physics to learn more of God's creation.
German, Scottish, ... I'm related to you if we go far enough back.
I love my country and desire everyone to respect and get along with each other.
Every online political quiz I've taken says I'm a centrist with libertarian leanings.
Warning: I am Christian and conservative, but smart enough to see through political correctness and other forms of diversities attacking society's moral values.
Animals! ;-p
They are of my blood, sweat, and tears.

- Photon (netbook)
Acer Aspire One netbook
Atom N270 @ 1.6 GHz
149 GB hard drive
Windows XP Home SP3

- Principia Mathematica (UMPC)
Raon Digital Everun UMPC
GeodeGX900 @ 600MHz
60 GB hard drive
Windows XP Home SP3

- Masmer (laptop)
IBM Thinkpad 600e
PII @ 366MHz
20GB hard drive
Ubuntu 8.0.4\Windows XP Pro SP3

- Boson (Internet Tablet)
Nokia N800
ARM OMAP2420 @ 400 MHz
128 MB RAM & 256 Flash RAM
16 GB SDHC and 2 GB SD used for system
Maemo Linux 2008 4.1.2 Diablo

- Lepton (phone)
HTC PPC 6700 (Apache)
PXA270 XScale processor @ 416MHz
128MB ROM & 64MB of RAM
1 GB SD Mini
Windows Mobile 6.1

- Dyna-Mite (Macintosh)
PowerMac 7500
G3 @ 400MHz (card)
~10 GB hard drive
Mac OS 9.x\Mac OS X Jaguar

- MooCow Chimera (Abomintated Frankensteinian Gateway Dumpster Goo)
PIV @ 1.6GHz
20 GB failing IDE hard drive
Creative Voodoo Banshee 16 MB PCI
Windows 2000 Pro SP4 (formally Ubuntu 8.0.4)

"IAEFYHM" (Classified)

4 68k Macs - (Unnamed, Neglected, Uncared For, and Confined To A Closet)
Quadra 610, LC, LCII, LCIII
Be good. Respect all. Be happy. Thank God.

Come visit the Advanced Ultra-Deluxe Maximum Supreme Professional Platinum Plus Forum for Everything Technology on Delphi:
"The Operating System Emulation Forum"

A small collection of computer-related jokes to amuse, confuse, or abuse you:

"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

"If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise."

"The more I C, the less I see."

"To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."

"After Perl everything else is just assembly language."

"If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough."

"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."

"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."

"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep" - my daily unix command list

"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."

“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it's a classic by Bill Gates in 1981

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." - Erik Naggum

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."

"SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it."

"Windows 95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.

"People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line 'You'll make a grown man cry'."

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light"

"The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s2."

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"

"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

"To go forward, you must backup."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"

"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

"Better to be a geek than an idiot."

"Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."

"Geek's favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform? "

"Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up."

"Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."

"Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades."

"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."

"It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."

"The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX."

"Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
'Tis not possible!', i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404."

"Mac users swear by their Mac,
PC users swear at their PC."

"Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."

"Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end."

"Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies." - Linus Torvalds

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary."

"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from."

"The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot."

"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."

"The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."