Trillian (wot5)

Trillian (wot5)

Trillian (wot5)
  • Updated:February 20, 2010 9:02 pm
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  • Member Since:October 20, 2003 10:07 pm
Delphi, if you're reading this.

Otherwise...in the real world.
Male
December 24
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
I actually answered the one above incorrectly, but only because I can't believe "Astrological Sign" is a real question on here.

What's next? "How do you cure the common cold?" and one of the choices is "With a turnip soaked in the blood of a black cat"?
Astrological Sign.....*shakes head*
Gemini, the destroyer of rational thought! Huzzah!

Alright...it's been way too long since I went to a Ren Faire. While I think they're kind of silly, for the most part...it's the one place I can call women "Wench" and not end up in court.
 

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Taller than most but not tall enough to make millions shooting hoops. :-(
Around 210. Yeah, I answered this one seriously! Deal with it!
Aye, color! Argh! Avast ye scallywags! (I'm a big fan of 'Talk Like A Pirate Day')
Argh! Now ye be wantin' to know about me hair...Argh! Stop being so nosy, ya scurvy landlubber!
I like to look good, I just very seldom choose to do it.

When I consider the nature of the Universe, and how unlikely it is that anything we do actually matters one iota in the long run...it's hard to get all excited over clothing.

Will my fashion choices today matter in 400 quadrillion years when the Universe may very well be in its final death throes?
After what I just discussed above, I see why people choose to believe in it.
You HAVE to be kidding me! With all the whiny "woe is me" people in Delphi, nobody has filed a lawsuit yet about this question being in here? LOL...

Come to think of it, *I* should file a lawsuit since my choice is always just "White" and everybody else gets stuff like "Islander with a touch of Asian and just a hint of Nordic."

Bah!
Common sense. That's my stance. If you're on the fringe of any political theory and view the rest of the world only through your particular glasses....you're not a solution but part of the problem. And there's *many* of you out there! For shame!
I'm also surprised there's been no lawsuits over this question, either. haha...

As for me, I'm straight. I don't really know why...I just have never found other men attractive. I also don't find a lot of women attractive.

I guess I'm just complicated like that...but so far the ratio of women to men I find attractive is definitely in the ladies' favor. *growl*
I won't be appearing in an Eharmony commercial anytime soon, let's put it that way. lol
The typical answer:

The joy of humanity and why life is worth living!

The scientific answer:

A biological instinct in men to procreate (aka have sex. lol) and in women to procreate (aka actually have kids. lol).

I find most people's kids to be annoying and definitely, in this day and age, allowed to act like hyenas with nary a thought for discipline.

"Joey! You need to have a time-out! Go to your room with your flat-screen TV, Ipod, and computer with high-speed internet until we tell you to come out!"

Yeah...right. That'll teach 'em. *rolls eyes*
Cherry cherry boom boom!
 

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Is this where people try to appear intelligent and worldly by listing a bunch of obscure people?, Ok...apparently it is. Um...alright...I like Edward Gibbon, Solzhenitsyn, and Seuss.
Delphi's new input system for this part of the profile is beyond laughably archaic.
It really is...it's like being asked to eat Chinese food with just one chopstick.
Who has time for Newspapers when we all know the *real* news is right up there at the check-out stand at the grocery store! OMG! What are Brad and Jenn up to now? *gag*, Or is it Angelina, now? Gees...who cares! (Other than the hordes of women that buy those ridiculous things!)
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds it's pointless and stupid. But "Calvin and Hobbes" if you must know. *blush*
Whatever the girl wants to see. Which usually means it stars either Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, or Tom Cruise. *rolls eyes*
Ugh. Do not EVER ask me that question again.
Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, or Tom Cruise. Haha...I kid. I'm just trying to get in good with the ladies. *growl*
Lawrence Welk must die!!! The fact he already has is irrelevant. *hmph*
Lawrence Welk... Ooooh! I'm so complicated and mysterious! Are you attracted to me, yet? No? Hmmm...Ok, wait'll you read the "Sports" question below. Then you will be! *Laughs evilly and slicks back hair*
None. Why watch stupid sweaty men run around after a ball of some sort? I'd rather spend time with a beautiful woman (which is all of you) attending to her every whim and desire. :-D
I'd answer this, but it'd directly contradict my "Sports" answer above...and I think I'm scoring some points with the ladies so I'd better not chance it.
Golden, Colorado. Have you ever seen the sun set on a brewery? The way the light gleams off the silver vats...the ethereal sound of the machinery brewing its sweet nectar. *sigh*...It could only be sweeter if I had a woman to share it with. haha
Um...let's see. Spaghetti, fried chicken, small cocktail wieners, reduced fat Wheat Thins, celery with peanut butter, and...and... Gees. I can't do it. What a STUPID question. Just painful, really.