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Feelin' lucky, punk? (Enike)

Feelin' lucky, punk? (Enike)
  • Updated:October 29, 2009 11:51 pm
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You know, I was going to fill this out at one point but after realizing that there were so many screwed up people out there, I decided not to. I mean, come on. If someone is going to come after me I may as well make them work for it. I guess it wouldn't be that hard to find me. I mean, I do talk about my life a little bit. I try not to get horribly specific but the psycho's (the real ones, not your run of the mill psycho) are smart enough to ferret out the info. Do you want to tell me where you live? It's OK. You can trust me. It's not like I have the money to fly there and come knocking on your door. I guess you don't know for sure, though. I could have scads of money and just be a lying psycho bitch who is out to get you. But I'm not. Seriously. There were only a few times I've found someone but even then I only rang the doorbell after leaving a burning bag of dog pooh on their porch. You know, good old-fashioned whippersnapper fun times!

Sometimes I wish someone would come visit me though. I could put my address up so that my online friends could just hop in their car or jet and come visit me unexpectedly. How fun would that be? I think loads! I'd have to find a hotel for them to stay in because I only have the fold out couch in the livingroom but those are so damn uncomfortable. You know what I mean? I could set up a bed in the basement but I don't have any extra mattresses right now. It would be a good idea though. Maybe they'd want their privacy anyhow. Plus, I snore and I wouldn't want anyone to find out. Yeah, that would be best. They should stay in a hotel. But they could spend the entire day with me. You know, I could stay with them at the hotel! Now *that* would be super fun. We could sit up all night talking and eating stuff. We could watch fun 80s movies and just laugh and laugh. Oh, and we'd talk about you. You know that's right. We'd sit there and wonder what the hell was wrong with you. I mean, really. You need help. But anyhow, you've heard that before. No news to you.

I wouldn't mind a vacation. I'm getting sick of the weather here. It's too cold. I want to go someplace warm and sunny. That would be nice. Don't you think?

I get to go to the grocery store and pharmacy. Well, not really. My husband tends to do the grocery shopping. He's a peach. Don't you think? I get to drive the kids to school. That can be fun since I know I don't have to leave with them. Heh. Oh, I shouldn't have said that. That wasn't nice.

And since we're talking about going places (it's all about location, no?), I have to say that I love flying. I like first class. They treat you well. I haven't flown in awhile. One of the moms at preschool is a corporate pilot. Isn't that a cool job? It would be cool if we could take a field trip to her work. I'd love to see the inside of a cockpit. I love that word -- cockpit. It's so funny if you say it a bunch of times fast.

I didn't always live here. No sir. I lived with my parents once upon a time. Oh, and there were those two bitches from Flint, Michigan who were my first roommates in college. They used all my shit. Stupid jerks. I moved out. Then I had this girl who was tiny but had the most enormous breasts you've ever seen. It was amazing she could walk upright. And I'm not just sayin'. She was a 32 DDD. 32! She was tiny but she had the biggest boobs I had ever seen on such a tiny body. And they were real! I'm not shitting you. She would buy size three bikini bottoms and a size 18 top. Can you imagine? I sure can't. Well, I can but only because I saw them in their full glory. They were mighty. She was smart. She was from Saginaw. I wonder whatever happened to her. We lost touch a long time ago. It's too bad. People lose touch and it would be great if we could do something to change that. I mean, I think about old friends now and then and it would be nice to know where they were. Well, without going through extra lengths trying to Google-stalk them.

You know, just for shits and giggles, I looked up the word location.

lo·ca·tion Pronunciation Key (l-kshn)
n.

1. The act or process of locating.
2. A place where something is or could be located; a site.
3. A site away from a studio at which part or all of a movie is shot: filming a Western on location in the Mexican desert.
4. A tract of land that has been surveyed and marked off.

Fascinating. The English language is amazing. So many words that have several different meanings each. So complex.

This is a great place to find a location:

http://www.mapquest.com/

This site is kind of scary (wanna see a picture of your house from above?):

http://terraserver.microsoft.com/default.aspx

How's this for location:

http://science.nasa.gov/temp/StationLoc.html

You know the bestest location in the whole wide world? My bed. I love to sleep. When I sleep I'm swept away to far away locales. I dream of floating away to Fiji. Wouldn't Fiji be nice? I hear it's really kid friendly. Not that it would matter in my dream because I wouldn't want to take the kids but awake that would be good to know. I mean, that's the only way I'm going to get to go to Fiji is to take the kids. I suppose that's OK. They are cute and all. You've seen my sigs. You know.

Some poetry:

Locations And Times
by Walt Whitman

LOCATIONS and times--what is it in me that meets them all, whenever
and wherever, and makes me at home?
Forms, colors, densities, odors--what is it in me that corresponds
with them?

Places
by Sarah Teasdale

Places I love come back to me like music,
Hush me and heal me when I am very tired;
I see the oak woods at Saxton's flaming
In a flare of crimson by the frost newly fired;

And I am thirsty for the spring in the valley
As for a kiss ungiven and long desired.
I know a bright world of snowy hills at Boonton,
A blue and white dazzling light on everything one sees,

The ice-covered branches of the hemlocks sparkle
Bending low and tinkling in the sharp thin breeze,
And iridescent crystals fall and crackle on the snow-crust
With the winter sun drawing cold blue shadows from the trees.

Violet now, in veil on veil of evening
The hills across from Cromwell grow dreamy and far;
A wood-thrush is singing soft as a viol
In the heart of the hollow where the dark pools are;

The primrose has opened her pale yellow flowers
And heaven is lighting star after star.
Places I love come back to me like music --
Mid-ocean, midnight, the waves buzz drowsily;

In the ship's deep churning the eerie phosphorescence
Is like the souls of people who were drowned at sea,
And I can hear a man's voice, speaking, hushed, insistent,
At midnight, in mid-ocean, hour on hour to me.

The BBC has a show called Location, Location, Location. Here's what they say about it:

Buying a home can be a terrifying and stressful process. From scouring the market for the perfect house to making the final offer, expert property finders, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer, have a mission to help homebuyers find the best home for the best price - in just four days! Armed with the buyers' budget and ideal location, Kirstie and Phil search for a handful of potential properties and then take the homebuyers to view each one. If all goes well, Kirstie and Phil find the perfect home and an offer is made.

But in a city as expensive and crowded as London, the experts have their work cut out for them!

I've never watched it but it sounds interesting.

Jen said I should add this:

T.S. Eliot (1888–1965). Prufrock and Other Observations. 1917.

1. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock


S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s’i’odo il vero,
Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.


LET us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient
Arts/Entertainment
This one is my absolute favorite and may apply to you:

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Here are a shitload for you to enjoy:

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live - NBC)

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
--Jack Handey

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
--Jack Handey

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
--Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.
--Sharon Stone

Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt
--Carmen Electra

If you ever hear that there is a show called 'Helen', shoot me, will you please?
--Helen Hunt on the recent rash of self titled tv shows.

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
--Amy Grant

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it.
--Bill Cosby

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
--Dolly Parton

I look at him and he doesn't look anything like me and I think, Am I the mother?
--Madonna (1958-) on her son Rocco

In the early 80's, I was pretty innocent and confused. I was like Marie Osmond, only with bigger eyelashes.
--Boy George

Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?
--Yves Saint Laurent

I don't believe in pessimism.
--Clint Eastwood

Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
--Jacqueline Bisset

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
--Bill Cosby

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.
--Cybil Shepard

Oh, mama, can this really be the end,.to be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again?
--Bob Dylan

We are all of us stars and we all deserve to twinkle.
--Marilyn Monroe
As if I sit around playing RPGs. Instead I waste countless hours filling out my profile.

But since I have you here I'll mention that I always love how pathetic people look when they put private forums in their profiles to make a statement. You have friends. Big deal. You're a cunt and cunts will befriend you. Not exactly the type of person I'm interested in being friends with. I'm picky that way.

Attitudes that are stupid:

* Circumcision; it is mutilation (Unless you're Jewish, right? It's a flap of skin and don't even get me started on whacks who want their husbands to re-grow theirs.)

* Circumcision; it is medically necessary (Is foreskin the new killer?)

* vaccination; it causes terrible things to happen to young kids (Where's the proof? And I mean the unbiased kind.)

* vaccination; everyone should vaccinate on time (Spacing isn't dangerous.)

* ear piercing; trashy (eye roll. Whack.)

* ear piercing; mutilation (eye roll #2. Whack.)

* Breastfeeding in Public: just gross (Idiotic. Take your perverted notion that boobies are only for sex and get help for that. Whack.)

* Breastfeeding in Public: Natural (Formula will not kill you-get over it. Oh, and don't think about putting your breast in my baby's mouth because you feel sorry for them eating "shit in a can." Whack.)

* Religion: My way is the right way (Are you sure about that?)

* Religion, NO my way is the right way (Are YOU sure about that?)

* Religion: You are all wrong and I am right (Yeah, you're an idiot too.)
 

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Personal ad? That's queer. Since when is this Match.com?

Since most people have pretty bad taste, they easily mistake the cutesy postcards for good photography, especially if they're displayed as large, impeccably sharp prints. Hence the success of photographers like Alain Briot, Michael Reichmann, and Ken Rockwell. Their photography is pure Socialist Realism, only not as honest about its program -- relentlessly upbeat, eager to please, depicting the world not as it is, but as it surely should be… and utterly devoid of power to evoke anything but the most trite and saccharine-sweet of emotions.
-- Petteri Sulonen

The difference between an amateur and a professional photographer is 1,000 rolls of properly exposed film.

The main point I want to make is that not everyone with a camera - even a good one! - is a photographer. When I use the word 'photographer' or 'photojournalist' I am referring to the men and women who have respect for their craft, and who do not use it to make a quick buck off of other people's tragedy, misery, sadness, whatever. I think the people you are referring to are nothing but paparazzi - opportunistic bastards who just happen to have a good camera in place of morals. There's a big difference in documenting tragedy for the sake of remembrance, and documenting it to sell it off to the highest bidder. I just get very frustrated by people lumping the two into the same category.

Taking a picture does not make you a photographer.
--C.F. November 2006
 

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B&W, Interview, Art in America, Rangefinder, Shutterbug, Studio Photography, American Photo, Photoshop User, Layers, Outdoor Photographer, Detroit Home, House & Garden, People, Star, Antiques, Old House Journal, Hollywood Life, Horticulture
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Grease, Grease II, My Life as a Dog, Godfather Trilogy, The Warriors, Rock and Roll High School, You've Got Mail, How to Marry a Millionaire, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Commitments, When Harry Met Sally, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, Goodfellas, The Wedding Singer, Singin' in the Rain, Casablanca, Some Like it Hot, Schindler's List, I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka, The Truman Show, Pleasantville, The Usual Suspects, Dazed and Confused, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, JFK, Animal House, Pulp Fiction, Casino, Scarface, Once Upon a Time in America, La Dolce Vita, A Christmas Story, Return to Me, As Good as it Gets, Secrets and Lies, White Christmas, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde 2, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, The Italian Job, Clueless, Austin Powers, Bridget Jones's Diary, 50 First Dates, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, West Side Story, Sleepless in Seattle, An Affair to Remember, That Thing You Do, The Great Outdoors, Taxi Driver, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Uncle Buck, One Crazy Summer, Tuesdays With Morrie, American Rhapsody, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Waterboy, Napoleon Dynamite, The Seven Year Itch, There's No Business Like Show Business, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Heathers, Sunshine
Coronation Street, Biography, CSI, Law & Order, Seinfeld, My Name is Earl,
My boyfriend George Eads of course! Sophia Milos, Adam Sandler and others I haven't added yet.
Afro-Cuban jazz, Alternative, Arena rock, Late Baroque, Beach, Bebop, Big Band, Blues, Boogie Woogie, Brazilian jazz, Bright Disco, Disco, Caribbean, Chicago blues, Cigányzene, Classical, Cool jazz, Csárdás, Dance, Detroit blues, Doo Wop, Glam rock, Hair metal, Jam rock, Jazz, Jingle, Lambada, Latin jazz, Mambo, Modern Classical, Motown, New Age, New instrumental, New Orleans blues, New Romantic, New Wave, New York blues, Oi!, Old school hip hop, Opera, Orchestra, P-Funk, Parody, Piano blues, Piano rock, Polka, Pop, Pop punk, Post punk, Power pop, Punk, Reggae, Rhapsody, R&B, Rock, Rock opera, Rumba, Salsa, Salsa romantica, Samba, Samba-reggae, Showtunes, Smooth jazz, Soft rock, Swingbeat, Swing, Symphony, Táncház, Tango, Techno
They Might Be Giants, Bare Naked Ladies, Howard Jones, Sade, Duran Duran, Tears For Fears, J. Geils Band, George Winston, R.E.M., The Cure, The Pretenders, Depeche Mode, OMD, Violent Femmes, Jane's Addiction, Paul Simon, Chris Isaak, INXS, Cyndi Lauper, U2, Lisa Stansfield, B-52s, Billie Holiday, John Lennon, Talking Heads, The Clash, The Kinks, Yaz, Zapp & Roger, Wall of Voodoo, The Waitresses, Tom Tom Club, The Tubes, The Vapors, When In Rome, Annie Lennox, Etta James, Elvin Bishop, The Dream Academy, Elton John, Bob Marley, The Doobie Brothers, Concrete Blonde, ELO, The Eagles, Bruce Hornsby and the Range, Big Audio Dynamite, Missing Persons, Journey, Lisa Loeb, Men at Work, Johnny Mathis, Madness, Joan Jett, Goo Goo Dolls, Jann Arden, Kajagoogoo, The Flamingos, Everything But the Girl, The Fixx, Gino Vanelli, Grover Washington Jr., Sly Fox, Robert John, Scandal, Raydio, Semisonics, Phil Collins, The Ramones, The Proclaimers, Paul Young, Parliment, Pet Shop Boys, Nu Shooz, Night Ranger, Nat King Cole, The Motels, Naked Eyes, The Tubes, Sting, The Police, Smashmouth, Steve Perry, Taco, 10, 000 Maniacs, Natalie Merchant, Thompson Twins, Santana, The Knack, Iggy Pop, Harry Connick Jr., James Ingram, Icehouse, Golden Earring, Janet Jackson, Jane Child, Glen Miller, Nik Kershaw, Julia Fordham, Leo Sayer, Macy Grey, Morris Day and the Time, Murray Head, Spacehog, Spandau Ballet, The Outfield, The Reflex, The Romantics, ABC, Bow Wow Wow, Bronski Beat, Cutting Crew, Foo Fighters, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Flock of Seagulls, Abba, Aha, Baltimora, Berlin, Blondie, The Blues Brothers, Boomtown Rats, Breathe, Brenda Russel, Cameo, Cheryl Lyn, Chilliwack, Christopher Cross, Chumbawamba, DeBussy, Climax Blues Band, David Bowie, Queen, Dean Martin, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Donnie Iris, Eddie Grant, Dave Matthews Band, The Cult, Weezer, The Hooters, Little Anthony & the Imperials, Nick Gilder, The Diamonds, Bill Haley and the Comets, Bobby Darin, Moose A. Moose, Madonna, Brahms, Vivaldi, Mozart, Handel, Liszt, The Platters, Sam Cooke, The Del Vikings, Frankie Avalon, Fabian, The Everly Brothers, Van Halen, Tracy Chapman, Living Colour, REO Speedwagon, Styx, Survivor, Foreigner, Def Leppard, The Drifters, The Coasters, The Four Tops, The Temptations, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Marvin Gaye, The O'Jays, The Spinners, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, The Box Tops, The Righteous Brothers, Ray Charles, Simply Red, Jimmy Buffett, Louis Armstrong, Count Basie, Cab Calloway, Tommy Dorsey, Jimmy Dorsey, Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman, Harry James, Quincy Jones, Glenn Miller, Brian Setzer, Artie Shaw, B.B. King, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Bonnie Raitt, Donna Summer, Bonnie Tyler, The Bee Gees, K.C. and the Sunshine Band, Barry Manilow, Alice Cooper, Isaac Hayes, Toto, The Beach Boys, Chicago, Barry White, Prince, Rod Stewart, Frank Sinatra, The Commodores, Rick James, Chaka Khan, Billy Joel, Falco, Tony Bennett
are boring. Well, except for the Olympics. I love watching the Olympics, especially swimming.
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Europe
is love. Food is good. Food is comfort. Food is delicious. Well, not all food but a lot of it is.