AshleyX

AshleyX
  • Updated:October 29, 2009 9:10 pm
  • Last visit:March 24, 2015 11:38 pm
  • Member Since:March 3, 2001 9:38 pm
Just east of Philadelphia
Female
August 29
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
College Student
**NOTE: If you bother to go through my profile, please excuse the silliness of it. I definitely haven't updated it since I was 13. Thank you! :)**


The United States of America jumped the shark when we elected Dubya as President.

Al Gore's political career jumped the shark when he lost his own damn state in the 2000 election.

Bill Clinton moved to Harlem, New York. Bill Clinton is black. :)

Never, EVER, bleep with the long-time users of this board, because you will get a virtual arse-kicking.

Let me hear an amen to that!!

And yes, that is me in the little box to the right of this text. (Well, not anymore... ;))




"I guess that the character of Dana Scully can be a role model to girls all over because she shoots for her dreams, she's never followed what others have told her to do; she always did what she felt was right. Dana Scully is a charasmatic woman, always looking at things with a skeptic's eye, not matter what the situation. A medical degree, a BS in physics, and special agent status in the FBI aren't the only things that make her up, but dreams, goals, and shooting for them." -Me, Myself, and I

The Prayer of a Darkside Intellifinishipper

God, I think that I've been a good person throughout my life. So I just ask one thing... that you grant Chris Carter the knowledge that if Mulder and Scully do procreate in your heavenly name, that he'll know that he would have killed his creation, The X-Files, and have left it with no dignity whatsoever. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.
******************
Scully to Mulder:
"Her name is Bambi?!"
(War of the Coprophages)

Scully to Langly:
"Hey cutie!"
(Three of a Kind)

Mulder to Scully:
"Even when my world was falling apart, you were my touchstone, my constant."
Scully to Mulder:
"And you were mine."
(The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati)

Mulder to Shroeder then Scully:
"We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, honeybunch?"
Scully to Mulder:
"That's right, poopyhead!"
(Arcadia)

The guy to Scully:
"You will be one with him."
Scully to the guy:
"Him? That thing in my spine is a him?!"
(Roadrunners)

Mulder to Scully:
"The world didn't end."
Scully to Mulder:
"No, it didn't."
(Millennium)

Mulder to Scully:
"Would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was excited?"
(Home)

Scully to Mulder:
"I'm not going to ask you if you said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said."
(War of the Coprophages)

Mulder to Scully:
"What ever happened to playing a hunch, Scully? The element of surprise. Random Acts of Unpredictability. We fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected at this Universe of Infinite possibility in which we find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, catagorized, or easily referenced."
(Fight The Future)

Mulder to Scully:
"Coke? Pepsi? Saline IV?"
(Fight The Future)

Scully to the clerk:
"Don't think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen!"
(Fight the Future)

Mulder to Scully:
"Did anybody miss me?"
(DeadAlive)

Scully to Mulder:
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
Never understood a single word he said
but I helped him drink his wine.
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me!"
(Detour)

Mulder to Scully:
"Try any of that Tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass."
(Detour)

CSM to Scully:
"You'd die for him, but you won't allow yourself to love him!"
(En Ami)



 

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5 foot 6 inches; I like to wear platform shoes with this little toggle thing, they're so cute. Anyways, they make me look about three inches taller than I really am, and sometimes, that's a good thing. One time, I twisted my ankle in them, and it still hurts to this day! (Go ahead, Kimmie, laugh it up!!! You too, Allison!!)
Hahahahahahahahahaha... oh my gosh, that's too funny! *Ashley starts wiping the tears out of her eyes* If I tell you, that'll be the day I kill you!! lol
Dark brown, though sometimes I look in the mirror with the bright lights shining in my eyes, and my eyes look transparent. That's cool!
Dark brown, and some light brown hilights, no longer shoulder length. I used to sometimes wear a blonde weave in my hair, but my mom threw it away because it looked so tacky when I wore it.
My fashion statement? Sometimes, I like to wear really tacky stuff, like these jeans I bleached (they look really bad), and I like to wear crazy shirts and basically crazy stuff because I'm a crazy person! Hehe...
Christianity. I go to a methodist church though, but it's all the same because you're praising the same God!
African-American (I can't think of anything smartass to say about being black :))
For uncovering government conspiracies (Darn, Dubya is President!! Boo you, Dubya!!! Yes, to this day, I still despise Dubya...)
Bone Straight! Just like the shampoo, y'all! I use that shampoo and straightening stuff, especially before I blow dry my hair. (What other person do you know can turn Sexual Orientation into blow drying her hair?)
Well, let's see... I'm not currently *seeing* anyone, I'm not engaged, I'm not married. Now what do you think I am?
Considering the fact that I'm only 98 in kitty years, and I'm not dating, engaged, or married, I'd have to say that I don't have any kids. Praise the Lord!
I'm crazy, just like a lot of other people on this message board! (I won't mention any names... hehe...)

Dr. Ashley of Therapix: We Only Take The Desperate

Author of:
Erika - completed
Disco Days - completed
Sunshine Will Come - completed
Amusement Parks and Stuff - completed
a group fic called Love Story By The Therapix Doctors (me, KimmieX, LauraP, ScullyLunaP, and Kristy)
Notes - completed
Music Box - completed
To The Egress... - completed
Field Trip?
Sleep-talking - completed
Forever More - completed
Hello, Good-bye - completed
Aunque No Salga El Sol - completed
Happily Ever After - completed
Picture Day - completed

I'm forever changing my nickname... (so far I've been through too many to count! If you want a list of them, email me through my profile...)

I'm a die-hard shipper!

LONG LIVE THE DARKSIDE INTELLIFINISHIPPERS!!

Founder of The No-Flamers

Gunner #1 (LGM fans)

Mulder and Scully 2getha 4eva!!! (As for me, I'll be a shipper 4eva baby!!)

Hehehe...

Keeper of:
"Her name is Bambi?" -S (War of the Coprophages)
The alien in Field Trip
The alien autopsy video in Nisei
"Him? That thing in my spine is a him?!" -S (Roadrunners)...

Nothin But Smiles

Bring it on, baby! (My variation of Arcadia or First Person Shooter... take your pick, whatever floats you boat...)

Most of my time spent here should really be spent doing homework, but you know how it is...

Bye bye peace out tru dat...

 

Favorites

Sharon Creech, Ann M. Martin, Walter Dean Myers, Lois Lowry, Louis Sachar, Edith Wharton ********** KimmieX, ScullyLunaP, LauraP, Queequeg, Katie, Angel, Katballou, Lizzi, Xpanish, Kirsten, Nancy, Chiquita, LeiLani, Spooky's Girl, Kristy, Rosy, Kirsten, Yeshika, Storm, Clair, Mel4XF, Kimmy (I know that there are a bunch of fic-writers that I love!!)
The X-Files, Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader, Walk Two Moons, Ground Zero, Absolutely Normal Chaos, Scorpions, The Giver, Number the Stars, Briar Rose, Holes, Whirligig, The House of Mirth, Any Baby-Sitters Club books ;), Slaves in the Family, Any Captain Underpants book (Tra-la-laaa!)
Teen People, Newsweek, People
The Philadelphia Daily News, The Philadelphia Inquirer, Courier Post, Rocky Mountain News, The Daily Press
The Boondocks, Baby Blues, Zits, Jump Start, Mutts, Non Sequitor, Peanuts, The Lockhorns (kinda like Mulder and Scully as a married couple :))
Selena, The X-Files (Fight the Future), Lost and Found, Rush Hour, Crooklyn, Bring It On, B*A*P*S*, Big Daddy, Bebe's Kids, Dead Poets Society, The Rugrats Movie, Lethal Weapon 4, The Sixth Sense, Stepmom, Harriet The Spy, An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, The Waterboy, The Matrix, Conspiracy Theory, Love and Basketball, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, My Cousin Vinny, Major Payne, Mixing Nia, Dancing in September, The Mighty, The Lion King (one of the best movies in the world!!), Analyze This (Elmer the Fudd lol), Kingdom Come, Remember the Titans, Evolution, Gattaca, any Mel Brooks movie ;)
The X-Files, The Lone Gunmen (oh come on now, that's a given!), Dark Angel, Powerpuff Girls, The West Wing, Law and Order (both of them), ER, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Simpsons, Celebrity Deathmatch, Reboot, Little Bill, Blue's Clues, That 70's Show, The Critic, Dexter's Laboratory, The Cosby Show, City of Angels, Rugrats, Headliners and Legends, Cita's World, Malcolm in the Middle, Titus, Family Matters, The E! True Hollywood Story, Boston Public, Grounded For Life
Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny (let it go, Allison!!), Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Adam Sandler, Martin Landau, Julia Roberts, Mel Gibson, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Chris Rock, Mitch Pileggi (he looks so good in red!), Robert Patrick, Will Smith, Nic Lea, Karen Parsons, Jessica Alba
Hip-Hop, R&B, some jazz, Tejano, Gospel
Selena, Kelly Price, TLC, Tupac (he's still alive I tell you!), Christina Aguilera, Destiny's Child, Sisqo, Mary J. Blige, Kirk Franklin, Nu Nation, Amil, Monica, Ja Rule, Eve, Jay-Z, Vita, Jill Scott, Deborah Cox, Next, Spice Girls (yes, I still like them!!), Jagged Edge, Avant, Trina, Silkk the Shocker, 112, Lil Zane, Parliament/Funkadelics (old school, baby!), Lil Mo, Earth, Wind, and Fire, The Emotions, Stevie Wonder
Hockey (Yeah Phantoms!), Baseball, Softball
Denver and Philadelphia teams (except for the Phillies)
Mulder's basement office... I wish!!! {Let it go Allison!!} (But seriously, I don't have much of a vacation spot, well, maybe my computer...)
Just about everything (my mommy makes some bangin plantanos!)