LissaDances

LissaDances
  • Updated:May 14, 2012 4:46 am
  • Last visit:December 27, 2014 9:43 pm
  • Member Since:September 21, 2005 7:15 pm
You want my ASL? Here 27/F/Earth...
Latitude: 32° 78' North
Longitude: 96° 48' West
Female
June 4
If everyone could stop thinking about how much we differ, we could all get along…


Oh yeah, my name is spelled Lissa, not Lisa, get it right.
Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
Student.
Welcome to chat.... where the men are men… the women are men..... and the underage teenage girls are cops, who are also men...

Education and wisdom are two different things. In its simplest form, education is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing why you don't put tomato’s in a fruit salad.

If its true that what you don’t know cant hurt you, then you must be practically invincible!

When I was walking up the stairs, I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today, I wish I wish he’d go away…

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart...


*** End of quotes***


I wont cyber so don't try....I like my sex the old fashioned way, in the back seat of a car in the parking lot of some bar.

*** Pet peeves ***

People who bitch about spelling, grammar and punctuation in chat! It’s a chatroom not an English class dip shit! Get a life! Ok, I get it for “p30pl3 wh0 sp311 sh1t l1k3 th1s”…. but seriously… get off your high horse about stupid shit like “your and you’re” seriously…. Get a life, if it bothers you so much that I didn’t capitalize and punctuate my statement that “ur a moron” …then you really are one……

*** Noteworthy chat moments ***

pkbest: I know there are a lot of weirdos in here, but if you care to chat I promise im not one of those
Lissa: ive heard that before
pkbest: so mind if I ask you a question?
Lissa: something tells me ur gunna ask either way
pkbest: last time you went pee what did it smell like?
Lissa: wow, you’re right, you’re not weird at all…
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dabone4you: I have a 13in cock that would look good up yo ass
Lissa: I have a Glock 31 that would look good up yours!
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rohanrtf: sex..chat
Lissa: hmm, lets see, sex or chat, damn I hate decisions….. Ok sex
Lissa: see ya later……
rohanrtf: wait were yu going
Lissa: to have sex moron!
rohanrtf: what
rohanrtf: ok you want sex chat
rohanrtf: you there
rohanrtf: you want sex chat
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Charmer32: hi there. care to help a fun guy perfect the art of procrastination?
Lissa: ok ill help you procrastinate......... keep tellin urself ur gunna Pm me again, then never do it...........
Charmer32: pardon?
Charmer32: what
Charmer32: hello?
Charmer32: duh...your stupid
Charmer32: fu*k you
Charmer32: hello?
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Lissa: wow that actually creeps me out worse than charm’s fascination with Chinese boys…
CHARM300000: dont pick on me on that
CHARM300000: u twisted my statement
Lissa: charm how exactly do you twist a statement like "i like the way a Chinese boys hair looks when he playfully bounces around" lmao!
CHARM300000: lissa i was only talkin about their funny lookin hair n nuttin else lol
Lissa: lmao right…
Lissa adds charm to the FBI’s watch list….
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Heather: and i know what he's like IRL. he's probably some short man with a tiny penis who doesn't have friends.

Lissa: that describes EVERY guy in chat
Turbo charged Mini Cooper and a Toyota Camry.

Some funny shit here...
http://www.hulu.com/watch/108548/supernews-emoticons-have-cybersex

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Below you will see a link that says “Send me Email” Please only Email me if you have an issue regarding the chat room itself. Also, DO NOT Email me if the Email account you have on file with Talk City is not valid!

Lastly, if you have an issue with the chatroom you are better off posting in the forum than emailing me anyway, I will respond to you much faster!
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Fiscally I’m conservative, I think the government needs to keep its God damn hands of my friggin money. I don’t believe in a welfare state nor do I think anyone should look to the government to make their life better. Stop making excuses and make something of yourself. No one else can do that for you….

Socially I tend to be more liberal. I totally believe in same sex marriage… Yet I draw the line at abortion. If I were raped or if the doctor told me having my baby would mean my death... I would have the baby...

I don’t believe in the death penalty. I DO NOT think ANYONE has the right to take a life! Now if you wanna discuss why it takes 50 K a year to house, feed and clothe a no good low life piece of shit criminal, I’m right there with ya!!
I like sex and I’ve been to the Orient, but I didn’t have sex in the Orient... Wait I'm confused, what was the question?
Single and happy with that.
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