Joe (JParanoid)

Joe (JParanoid)

Joe (JParanoid)
  • Updated:April 20, 2016 3:22 pm
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  • Member Since:January 22, 2003 11:42 am
January 1
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20)
Are bears allowed in those fountains?

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Taller than the Atom, smaller than Apache Chief.
Depends on what I'm wearing.
One eye is brown. The other is also brown.
On my head, brown. On my face, red.
Whatever is on top of the shelf in the morning.
Sorry fellas, this one's straight.
None that I know of! ZING!


Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Steve Martin, Geoff Johns
Bone, by Jeff Smith.
What do I look like, a barber shop?
I prefer the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.
All things Muppety, LA Story
All things Muppety, Arrested Development, Taxi, Sports Night, West Wing, Lost, Community, Pushing Daisies.
Ukulele music.
The Mountain Goats, The Avett Brothers, The Felice Brothers, Crosby Stills and Nash, The Beatles, Paul Simon, Ookla the Mok, Iron and Wine, Sufjan Stevens.
I root for all the local boys.
My living room.