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London, England
November 10
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

prayer i say every night
"before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep. one who is handsome, smart and srtong, one who's willy is thick and long. one who will make love untill my body's twitching, in the hall, loo, garden or kitchen. i pray that this man will love me no end, and never try to screw my best friend. and as i kneel and pray by my bed, i look at the wanker you sent me instead!"

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