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Wizard (wizard4278)
Updated:March 11, 2013 2:37 pm
Last visit:February 19, 2016 9:02 am
Member Since:January 21, 2006 7:37 pm
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Location
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Right smack dab in the middle of nowhere.(Ohio)
Gender
Male
Birthday
February 20
Interests
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I like to hang upside-down blindfolded, then I take my gun apart and put it back together real fast before my nose begins to bleed.
Occupation
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One man verbal assault unit
Professional Wise-Ass
Purveyor of Sarcastic Humor
Part-Time Alcoholic
Personal Quote
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If you can't make fun of yourself, let me take a crack at it.
Kill 'em all....let God sort 'em out!!
I got some new underwear the other day, well, new to me
If you're seeking sympathy, check the dictionary between Shit and Syphilis, that's where you'll find it.
We come into this world naked, and if we plan it right, we can leave that way too.
I am the Dark Underlord, the Prince of Doom, The King of Eternal Torment! I am Fear!..I am Evil!!.....They call me.....Peaches
I am merely a vessel through which genius flows.
I fear no man, for I have danced with the Devil.
Impossible is just another level of difficulty.
If it's too loud....you're too damn old!!
I plan on living forever.......So far,So good.
I watched the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee sex video. I haven't seen a pussy take a beating like that since Clay Aikin lost to Ruben Studdard on American Idol....Nick Depolo
Pamela Anderson has screwed more musicians than Napster...Jimmy Kimmel
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Height
6'-4" (6'-9" in heels)
Weight
Big enough to get the job done
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
brown
Fashion Statement
Black T-shirts & Jeans....that's all....EVER !!
Religion
Free Agent
Religion is for the guilty and the dying.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way.... so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Ethnicity
Appalachian American
A little of this....a little of that..all rolled up into a big white guy.
Political Stance
pffft....like it matters.
Sexual Orientation
Straight
Relationship Status
I entered this world naked & alone, and shall exit it the same.
Children
2 Beautiful Daughters & 1 Fantastic Son, the only person who can truely make me Laugh!
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I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.
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