UpTownGirl40

UpTownGirl40
  • Updated:May 19, 2008 2:56 pm
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  • Member Since:August 14, 2006 11:39 pm
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Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
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Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
He wasn't getting enough shots!

What do you call a stolen sausage?
A missing link

Why shouldn't you tell jokes when you are ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!

What did the mommy train say to the baby train during dinner?
Chew-chew!

What did Tennessee?
The same thing that Arkansas!

Define: "Shotgun": What you have after pulling the trigger.

Use "Undermine" in a sentence: You'll find your report on the desk UNDERMINE.

An astronaut gets to take a turn as a whirled traveler.

"Have you ever hunted bear?"
"No, but I've gone fishing in my shorts."

Giving praise is when you let off esteem.

The army dental professor was a drill instructor. (Jumble: Arnold & Argirlon)

The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.
 

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I Belive
Indian..Irish..German
Married..19 years..
Yes a handsome son 20..
 

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Baltimore Orioles..Washington Redskins..Detriot RedWings..