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  • Member Since:March 10, 2007 3:08 pm
Shermer, IL
I'm a bit of a pop culture geek, particularly the '80s. I love movies and music, singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down, hats, and hanging out with my dog.

Also, I don't cyber, don't talk naughty, and don't answer stupid perv-esque questions. So, please don't bother me if that's all you want.
Chinese mobstress full-time, and part-time Pale Force operative.

Asking "asl" will lead to either automatic ignore or water torture.
If you can't spell or use punctuation, I mentally picture you as a drooling Boo Radley-esque simpleton. That's all there is to it.

"You know what they say about Love and War"
"Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's War." - Spaced

One of my favorite quotes of all time:
"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel." Horace Walpole
I will be brief. I have decided to fulfill my dream of going into space. If you have a spaceship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and thirty million dollars, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday. I will not be taking questions.
Lulz, whut?

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I pray to the God of college basketball, but sometimes I feel as if he's on vacation.
I'm supremely pale.
They're all corrupt dbags.
Taken. Very, extremely taken.
I think they're kind of smelly and annoying. Sort of like old people.

Harper Lee, Hunter S. Thompson, Other random authors
To Kill a Mockingbird, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harry Potter series
Entertainment Weekly, Our State
Far Side
Pulp Fiction, Sixteen Candles, Say Anything, Love Actually, Saving Silverman, High Fidelity, Gross Pointe Blank, Billy Madison, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Clerks, There's Something About Mary, Etc.
Spaced, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Mr. Show, Pushing Daisies, Psych
John Cusack, Simon Pegg, Paul Rudd, Probably others
Indie, Alternative
Rilo Kiley, Fiona Apple, Ben Folds, Nirvana, Counting Crows, The Beatles
Too uncoordinated.
UNC Tar Heels!!!, Carolina Panthers, MN Twins
Sushi junky!