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June 3
Current interests include inventing new words and their definitions.
DEFINITION: "The state of being both addled and pated at the same time". "Pated" suffix-ly meaning "lack of sex, or hormonally challenged"... I think... Please check reference in the "Any Dumb Blonde's Guide to Knowin Which Way is UP"

PS if ya want to know what the trunk word "addled" means, it means "idle"... except it's spelled a, double d, l, e, d... Confusing huh?

Oh... and ya drop the "d" when ya tag on the "pated" too ...

PSS future reference guide in "How to Chat Succinctly in 7,956 Words or Less" soon to be available...maybe in March, maybe in April... or maybe this fall!


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Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)
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"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God {of humanity}. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God {for non-believers, the spirit} that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
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140-150 lbs (variable) lol ...this section may be under revision.... are we supposed to increase the range when we are older?
Strawberry Blonde
Catholic (when my evil twin is sleeping)
Caucasian (this means White people, and no I don't do Turks)
try me... Canadian, so it's flavor of the politically INCORRECT! I also enjoy sharing my opinion of the sad state of the union ;) ...
Straight, me on top.... sorry I can't even cyber fake being a Lezie... I like my man meat!
Ummmm... currently infatuated with a live-in Red Necked, he-man of the east lol... though I am supposed to be still looking for fun ;)
3 children, 1 girl, 2 boys ... I will say it again, should have stuck to puppies...
I am OLD... if you are under 35, chances are I will return your dick to you on a platter... if I am PMSing, I will return your dick to you on a platter IRREGARDLESS of your age (unless you have a LOT of chocolate)! I am here to have fun, and I reserve the right to say NO... so make sure that word is in your vocabulary or, yet again, I will return your dick to you on a platter! If you are a sick pervert, a stalker who can't comprehend that I don't want the pleasure of knowing you, or you just have no regard for others and expect that the world should revolve around you... I have a special place for your jewels... in my trophy room in a pickling jar!!! You have been fairly warned!!!!