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Highgarden, now Dorne
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Agent with the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Development (BPRD)
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

Do shut up, dear.

Oh, no, please! Seduce away, it's been so long. Though I rather think it's all for naught. What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit?
Big Wheel... you know... the kind with the working police siren.
If I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

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Not so deep as a well
nor so wide as a church door
does rolling count as a color?
We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.
All fashion brands are about looking good. Being Human is also about doing good. And you can do good by the simple act of slipping into a t-shirt or a pair of jeans.
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication; it was hard to find. Don't matter what I say, only what I do. I never mean to do bad things to you. So quiet that I finally woke up. If you're sad, then it's time you spoke up, too.
Capitalism knows only one color: that color is green; all else is necessarily subservient to it, hence, race, gender and ethnicity cannot be considered within it.
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
Basing your identity on sexuality is like building a house on a foundation of pudding.
People make time for who they want to make time for. People text, call, and reply to people they want to talk to. Never believe anyone who says they're too busy. If they wanted to be around you, they would.
It’s important to remember that even though society pressures us to have children, we should listen to our instincts.
Hideously ugly... we're talking carnival sideshow levels of ugly here... with impossibly high moral, intellectual, and comedic standards.


Christopher Moore, George R.R. Martin, J.K. Rowling, Gregory Maguire, Stephen King, Charles Dickens, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Flannery O'Connor, Frank McCourt, Harper Lee
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Rolling Stone, EntertainmentWeekly
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Pretty much any comic book movie, Marvel's The Avengers, Deadpool, Watchmen, The Princess Bride, The Lost Boys, 300, Heathers, The Breakfast Club, Labyrinth, Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Monday Night Raw, Penny Dreadful, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Vikings, Sons of Anarchy, True Detective, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, House, American Horror Story, True Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Everything on Adult Swim except the anime
Robert Downey, Jr., Ian McShane, Melissa McCarthy, Gary Oldman, Robert Carlyle, Chris Hemsworth, Gerard Butler, Hugh Laurie, Hugh Jackman, Kiefer Sutherland, Steve Buscemi, Tim Curry, Tommy Flanagan, Christian Bale, Nathan Filion
Rock, Pop, Piano Rock... pretty much anything but new country
fun., mumford & sons, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Tod Kimbro, The Police, Barenaked Ladies, Duran Duran, Billy Joel, Elton John, Lit, U2, Chris Isaak
College Football. Nothing like it., Professional Wrestling--Please don't make an effort to tell me it's scripted. I'm aware. And guess what. Your favorite show is scripted too.