ilLIZtrious

Updated:February 4, 2014 6:16 pm
Last visit:May 1, 2016 4:04 am
Member Since:April 21, 2008 5:27 pm

LocationEngland

Find me right here http://forums.talkcity.com/tc-barngrill/start

GenderFemale

Birthday March 16

InterestsI just wanted to put this near the top as it's important to me "Hehe'ing seriously devaules a man's sex appeal"

I'm not worried if you PM me as long as it's not something totally idiotic along the lines of "Hey baby what you wearing?" OR the hated ASL. If you're reading this you can SEE I'm a woman and I'm English! As for my age you can clearly tell I am over 21!

Matthew says:
We are both much to classy for all the tacky cybersex chit
Liz says:
We so are
Matthew says:
I mean honestly.... #### is so much easier and way discrete... lol

_fliss: flicks her button to "some what normal"
LadyLiz: fliss you don't have that setting
_fliss: lmao thanks lizzy
LadyLiz: Yw sugar
_fliss: I have "trace of normal"
LadyLiz: Sure you do

Markus: have you ever stuck your tongue on a battery
Liz: No
Markus: really?
Markus: thought everyone did that
Liz: No, I never have why would I?
Markus: well then nm
Liz: Want me to do it right now?
Markus: do you have the right kind?
Liz: I am kinda curious now
Liz: What are the right kind?
Markus: you have to have a d
Markus: with two poles on onside
Liz: Oh no I don't, i have some from a remote
Markus: well stick the whole thing in your mouth
Liz: LoL I don't think it will fit!
Markus: try it, see if it tingles
Markus: do it
Liz: I really don't think it will fit lol
Markus: what size it
Markus: AA
Liz: aa
Markus: you can do it, i can fit one of those in my mouth
Liz: I have a small mouth!
Markus: you must suck at blow jobs then
Liz: Yea prolly

Lizzle: Realise I trowl the make up on and I am actually the elephant mans less attractive sister?
ME: lmao

Erection_giver: lmfao
Erection_Upholder:Omega I like it
Scratch-N-Sniff: lmao
PantyMoisturizer:lmao
* Scratch-N-Sniff snorts

Ben: Cow's like me
Liz: Um ok how do you know??
Ben: Cause I can Moo really well
Liz: LoL ok
Ben: Moooooooo
Liz: Does not really work when it's typed.
Ben: no I guess not... Moooooo

_fliss: when she bagged cheesecake and ripley she must of been rubbing her chubby little hands together
LadyLizzy: LMFAO@ chubby little hands
_fliss: i mean compared to dumb and dumber...
LadyLizzy: That actually made me snort hahaha

Ben: i'm all for three in a bed, but having a cow there would just be too much
Liz: lol
Liz: No farm yard animals please and thank you
Liz: Actually no animals at all
Ben: was getting concerned there
Liz: Lol I knew you would be thinking that
Ben:when u specified just "farm animals" i thought maybe u'd want a lion or a tiger
Liz: LMAO
Ben: or maybe a shark
Ben: oral sex with a shark. that would be interesting

LadyLizzy: Did you check my website
bluengold: no, i will now
bluengold: so thats you in the bunny suit, that the real johnny depp??
LadyLizzy: No but i groped him good while in costume haha
bluegold: lucky you
bluegold: i would too
bluengold: are you a "furry?"
LadyLizzy: lmao
LadyLizzy: no
LadyLizzy: Omfg is'nt that the people that dress up as animals and ####!
bluengold: http://www.uwmpost.com/article/c58
bluegold: yes...LMAO
LadyLizzy: You know what
LadyLizzy: I am scared I knew that!
bluengold: you did fondle Johnny Depp dressed as a giant rabbit
bluengold: just saying

LadyLizzy: He was all like, Why do you hate her?
LadyLizzy: I said cause I can
_fliss: you should of said cause her name is muppety
LadyLizzy: LoL
_fliss: haha
LadyLizzy: She is a fucking muppet

Liz says:
Well he is hot
f-e-l-i-c-i-t-y says:
lol
well
he was
Liz says:
yes thats more apt
f-e-l-i-c-i-t-y says:
now hes all skinny hes shifted to gorgeous
Liz says:
LoL
f-e-l-i-c-i-t-y says:
but not hot
Liz says:
The ratings of hotness!
f-e-l-i-c-i-t-y says:
lol he'd so die if if he knew id said that
LOL

EnDeAvOr: I'd rather #### my own ass with a spork
EnDeAvOr: than fucking fight online
EnDeAvOr: Quote that shit.
LadyLizzy: A spork?
EnDeAvor: Yes.
LadyLizzy: Carl I am going to thats so quoteable!

Liz says: I didn't once try and molest you think yourself lucky!
robert says: i know but your my sister that i never had that would be incest\
Liz says: LOL Kinky
robert says: nu huh taboo
Liz says: Ooo even better!

Astrological signPisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)

Personal QuoteSome times being given the key to the door is not as exiciting as sneaking through it.

Okay here are some of my favourite nicknames!

deviLIZious
canibaLIZed
tantaLIZed
scandaLIZed
styLIZh
egoLIZtical
simpLIZtic
soLIZiting
naughtyLIZt
carameLIZed
idoLIZed
ilLIZit
demoraLIZed
gLIZtening
fosiLIZed
bLIZzard
deLIZious
vitaLIZing
pearLIZed
thinLIZzy
ghouLIZsh
reaLIZtic
expLIZit
maLIZious
thrilLIZ
baLIZtic
cannibaLIZed
clueLIZz
rituaLIZm
surreaLIZm
spirituaLIZt

People that jump to conclusions should go jump off a fucking bridge!

If you can't be good just make sure you're very very bad.

Cute but psycho, things even out.

LoL@ egotistical tossers, yeah you know who you are!!

Is there really any need for people to be that stupid!

One is not born a woman,
one becomes one.
A real man understands this,
unless he is a complete twat!

Lantzer: folllow the path less traveled
Lantzer: sometimes it doesn't work out but life is lived