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Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
Stripper in a gay bar (Retired).
I'm NOT gay, I was just paying the bills.
Now I just make spreadsheets.
It's not easy being green - Kermit The Frog (Thanks Jilly)

You create your universe as you go along. - Winston Churchill

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Ben Franklin

Lady_Di__: Sex is always more interesting for the people doing it.

LilDarlin_1: I have reviewed our convos in my head and even to me I sound unstable

Toads are like Gods, only smaller. - punkywife

TexasToad: punky, you kill me
punkywife bites Toad
punkywife: bleed slowly

sweetasiwannabe: my legs are too short to support a big ass

I live in Texas. I drive a pickup. It's the law here.

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2 lbs. I'm big for a toad.
Red, white, and blue.
Same as Kermit's.
Warts are coming back in style.
I'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a doG.
Bufo alvarius (psychoactive toad)

To obtain the psychoactive substances, the venom of the psychoactive toad is milked from the toad's glands. This procedure does not harm the toad — it consists of stroking it to initiate the desired response.

*Excerpt from "Toads Need Love, Too" written by Mike Gimball PHD published by Rhoddam Books Copyright 1997