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TexasToad1
Updated:August 1, 2014 9:44 pm
Last visit:September 30, 2014 9:41 pm
Member Since:September 11, 2009 5:16 pm
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Location
I'll bet you can't guess.....
Gender
Male
Astrological sign
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
Occupation
Stripper in a gay bar (Retired).
I'm NOT gay, I was just paying the bills.
Now I just make spreadsheets.
Personal Quote
It's not easy being green - Kermit The Frog (Thanks Jilly)
You create your universe as you go along. - Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Ben Franklin
Lady_Di__: Sex is always more interesting for the people doing it.
LilDarlin_1: I have reviewed our convos in my head and even to me I sound unstable
Toads are like Gods, only smaller. - punkywife
TexasToad: punky, you kill me
punkywife bites Toad
punkywife: bleed slowly
sweetasiwannabe: my legs are too short to support a big ass
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My Ride
I live in Texas. I drive a pickup. It's the law here.
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Personal
Height
6''
Weight
2 lbs. I'm big for a toad.
Eye Color
Red, white, and blue.
Hair Color
Same as Kermit's.
Fashion Statement
Warts are coming back in style.
Religion
I'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a doG.
Ethnicity
Bufo alvarius (psychoactive toad)
To obtain the psychoactive substances, the venom of the psychoactive toad is milked from the toad's glands. This procedure does not harm the toad — it consists of stroking it to initiate the desired response.
*Excerpt from "Toads Need Love, Too" written by Mike Gimball PHD published by Rhoddam Books Copyright 1997