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Vancouver, BC
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I used to pray to God to give me a bike...then I realised he doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for his forgiveness - Emo Phillips

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge - Thomas Brackett Reed

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. - Mahatma Gandhi

I've tried marijuana. I just never exhaled - Jack Layton

Brother, you can believe in stones as long as you don't throw them at me - Wafa Sultan

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours - Stephen Roberts

Don't take life so seriously. You won't make it out alive anyway.

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Whatever doesn't cut off the airways.
The nun called me a heathen, but I prefer Atheist.
Canadian. That's right. Canadian.
They're all shit
Flaming ace.
The big D.
*bursts out laughing*
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.


David Wong, Steven Erikson, Tad Williams, Robin Hobb
A Tale of the Malazan Book of the Fallen, The Dragonbone Chair
Harold & Maude, The Big Lebowski, Bad Santa, Dawn of the Dead, Dumb & Dumber, OC & Stiggs, Forbidden Zone
Supernatural, Father Ted, South Park
Mmm...eye candy
Modest Mouse, The White Stripes, Radiohead, Ween, Muse, This Mortal Coil
That requires movement, right?
Anything hot enough to make my ears bleed