Celeste (harleybeatle)
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Celeste (harleybeatle)
Updated:October 30, 2009 12:51 am
Last visit:March 24, 2024 12:42 am
Member Since:October 16, 2002 12:45 am
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Location
Earthling
Gender
Female
Birthday
August 2
Astrological sign
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
Occupation
College Student
Personal Quote
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true."
- Demosthenes
"You hate your job? WHY didn't you SAY so? There's a support group for that! It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar!"
- Drew Cary
"Fuck you, if you can't take a joke." - me
RPG Character
Lily Von Schtupp (from Blazing Saddles)
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Height
5' 4"
Weight
I don't need a scale; I have a mirror!
Eye Color
bluish
Hair Color
VERY blond today/ who knows tomorrow, usually in a braid, pony tail or in a big clip and probably a little messy
Fashion Statement
jeans, Harley t-shirts, except at work; I have to wear uncomfortable, "office clothes!"
Religion
I gave up religion for Lent
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Hand Grenade of Love and Mercy. Get yours.
Ethnicity
caucasian Heinz 57 mutt:
(Dad: Russian & Ukrainian.
Mom: Scots-Irish, English, Welsh, and Cherokee.)
Political Stance
Mostly Liberal; I am PRO-CHOICE and I vote. I am for decriminalized marijuana laws and I vote! And I am DEFINITELY for the separation of church and state!
~ Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church! ~
Sexual Orientation
hetero
Relationship Status
Single, NOT LOOKING!
LOVE the single thing!
Leave me ALONE, dammit!
Children
I am a 'child-free' American. But I DO love children if they're cooked right!
I have 2 cats: Puddington Fisk III (aka Puddy) & Capone.
I adopted a Jack Russell Terrier 2 years ago. Her name is Sassy!
As we speak, Puddy and Capone are plotting her demise!
Personal Ad
Seeking a nice, HONEST man with whom I could share my life and love! Must possess a brain and a sense of humor!
Ehhh! Who am I kidding???
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OKAY, This one's real! Here goes: Seeking male or female motorcyclists to ride with on warm summer afternoons or evenings! Living in the south Chicago suburbs would be helpful!
Favorites
Web Sites
Christianity: Just Another Cult?
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The Onion
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Harleys
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The Beatles!
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The Arrogant Opinion
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Maggie & Joels Forum
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Jerry Falwell
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Landover Baptist Church
Authors
Al Franken and George Carlin
Books
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and When will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?
Newspapers
Chicago Sun-Times, The Onion
Comic Strips
Get Fuzzy, Mutts, Arlo & Janis (love the cats!)
Movies
Romeo & Juliet (1968 version), Field of Dreams, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Casablanca
TV Shows
none at the moment
Actors
Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
Type of Music
'classic' rock and classical
Bands/Artists
Beatles!
Sports
Is motorcycle riding a sport? I have a '98 Sportster
Teams
Go Chicago White Sox! Put it on the Booooard! YES!
Vacation Spots
cabin in the woods
Food
Seafood, veggies and fruit. I also enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food!