calgnome

calgnome
  • Updated:August 17, 2010 3:24 am
  • Last visit:August 17, 2010 1:00 am
  • Member Since:January 22, 2003 8:05 pm
Hiding out in Northern California
April 9
Photography, chatting, making plans to take over the world.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me so tie me up and throw me down and show me how much you like me!
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
Student, office monkey.. I mean office manager, amateur photographer.
CHAOS! PANIC!! DISASTER!!!... My work here is done.

I never finish anyth


I have learned life is short... so, play nekkid as much and as often as you can
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Cam capable... ask for msn or yahoo

I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and fro on the floor, where my posterior has been seperated from my body.
 

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shorter than average
lighter than average
chocolate w/ long eye lashes
black with the occasional grey hair
I can go shirt and levi's, suit and tie, or tux. No matter what, I wear it with ease.
Yes, I am a believer. I believe the spirit of God has come down to earth in many forms through out the ages. Moses, Abraham, Solomon, Jesus, Buddha, Muhammed and many other times to teach the world what it has most desperately needed at the time, and if you look at the worlds religions, almost all have the same basic principles.
American Indian, Spaniard, Armenian, other.
One can not base the life they live purely on the principles of one political party. I am liberal in some things and conservative in others.
I never went to orientation... shit, is there a make-up date? No? Ok... I guess celibate it is then.
there is no status. I'm celibate.

I've had a few experiences of dating the pretty girl, and it has never ended well. I was always the friend to fill in at the last minute, the quasi-big brother, the one who the girl inevitably had to let down easy. Not sure if I'm ready to go through that again.
None of my own.
3ft7 384lbs all hairy with warts covering the hump on my back, cross-eyed, drooling, no teef, pimpled faced, peg legged and club footed, hung like a hamster, living in a van down by the river. Serious inquires only. Call (530)-555-timm
 

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James Butcher, Keri Arthur, Christopher Paolini, Steven King, Anne Rice, Laurell K Hamilton
Suspense, Horror, Sci-Fi
questional content, xkcd, Calvin and Hobbs, The Far Side
Movies by Mel Brooks, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Drama
Family Guy, That 70's show, CSI, CSI Miami, American Dad, Without a Trace, Bones, House
60-80's Rock
Everything from AC/DC to ZZ Top
I don't have one food item. I cook, create, and am amazing in the kitchen!