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Bachelor-4-hire
Updated:January 14, 2007 8:44 am
Last visit:December 31, 2008 2:34 am
Member Since:April 8, 2003 8:47 pm
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Location
Location: In the pahk, after dahk, drinkin' Cutty Sahk with Mahna & Mahty the Ahhdvahk, listening to Mahky Mahk have a bizahh ahgument with a retahded Amish Fahmah.
Personal Quote
"Who has as much fun fucking as WE do, Marnakay?"
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Height
MUCH taller than Marna when she takes off the heels
Weight
With or without Marnakay on my Lap?
Eye Color
Warm, Intelligent Brown.
Hair Color
Light Blacks, and Dark whites...mixed in a very distinguished manner.
Fashion Statement
My socks stay in whatever position they initially go on, I wish eighties shorts would make a comeback...clothing stores are the REAL Hell.
Religion
Not part of the McNutt Flock! I know how to tip MY Waitress.
Ethnicity
Asian, as a child
Sexual Orientation
Apparently, at the other end of my own 12-ft long tongue.
Relationship Status
savoring the most Marnalicious piece
Children
I still remember what it was like to Be one.
Favorites
Web Sites
www.Kayimarweiners.com
Authors
that woman who wrote about smelling Bacon....
Books
I LOVE Reading.
Magazines
Comicbooks!
Comic Strips
"Where there's a Will"
Movies
A Sharks Tale, or anything that put's Marna to sleep on top of me!
TV Shows
TV Land, all the way!
Actors
Bachelor-4-hire, Assmaster J, and _anny
Type of Music
I'm putty in Marna's hands...anything with that certain ... Rhythm.
Bands/Artists
The Bleeding Fathers.
Sports
Football, Baseball, Deep Sea Roaring, Shamaning... and Targetting (Though I really only did that once, and don't foresee ever having the need to do it again)
Teams
Ace & his hOle.
Vacation Spots
The "Sweet Spot" of course!..."John's Wild Ass Safari" (VA) and a new favorite, "Lonelyville Raceway"
Food
Anything that can be put together in no more than 2 steps, AND Meatloaf with Cocktail Sauce.