jilliebeanss

jilliebeanss
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He was figuratively literal

"You could talk about me standing in front of a pook at the Dawn Donuts this morning" ~Banana_At_Large
"I was making conversation based on that Rorshach Test you call a profile"

Mishellemybelle: "was reading Jillie's profile ..someone pass me the advil"

What are you pretending not to know?

I like wherever I am..That's my big secret ~warren zevon

What the heck happens when a summer breeze blows through the jasmin in your mind?


"them groupie girls ain't what they're cracked up to be"

"you're the only person I know that has a buddy list subdivided by time zone."

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.~WWonka

here today, here tomorrow

...I'm more consultatively directional..

across two counties, he can hear and catch your words before you speak...RG

loving you doesn't require hard thinking on my part....hard drinking perhaps
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I had 3 beers grilling
2 ducks a laying
1 bottle of grand marnier
and when you signed on i went to the hard stuff

Life'll kill ya ~Zevon

you favor the prominent type pontificator

no doesnt really mean no

just don't transfer that to testicular tourettic tendencies

do everything and nothing in the same breath

I spent the afternoon with you and I loved every note.

love doesn't wear a watch darling

circumstances are interfering with the mood of my reality
It'd take all the booze in the world to forget you, You've left my heart a vacant lot. I'll fill it with another shot, and yes, I guess, they oughta name a drink after you.

Its quarter to three,
Theres no one in the place cept you and me
So set em up joe
I got a little story I think you oughtta know

We're drinking my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
My Tierra del fuegos are nearly always froze..we've got to seesaw until we thaw those popsicle toes

I never lied..except to the priest in confessional. I'm pretty sure that didn't have to be confessed at the next confession...some sort of liturgical loophole.

I don't typically wear cologne....i'll take one of those car air fresheners and wipe it across my neck.

I had an extreme lake skiming tee shot today...a jesus shot that walked across water and made it to the other shore line

... it was par par par birdie,,,in 3/4 time...we'll amnesia over the finish
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A car this fine don't pass your way everyday..Don't cha wanna ride baby? Time is slipping by,by,by..Slipping by~Joss Stone
And I'm gonna ask
When I see you again
Thought you would be my man my lover my friend
I never thought it would end so quickly
We had such a good time
Hey! Why didn't you call me??
 

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I'm drinking mai tais with pink umbrellas.
I'm thinkng, my, how high the moon?

"if my drink has a pink umbrella in it...i'm thinking, ''my, how gay is that?" i'm the guy at the bar with a bottle of Knob Creek Bourbon and a glass of ice water, surveying the beach and thinking, "my, how hot is that girl with the sand between her popsicle toes?" ~SS

Sometimes you have to play a long time to be able to play like yourself ~Miles Davis

We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.~WW
Still in mourning over the cancellation of Mystery Science Theatre 3000--RIP Crow & Servo
Actually, it clarifies your obvious misunderstanding of what I didn't mean...
Why, of course the people don't want war...But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to do the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotrism and exposing the country to danger. ~Hermann Goering, Nazi leader at the Nuremberg Trials after WWII
Just a sec...I'm doing relationship mathematics"

....Toe ring wiggle

Connected to you like a 220 dryer cord...don't totally understand you, but that's desirable and understandable..and i support you like a jock strap that's too small.
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