new_sation

new_sation
  • Updated:December 16, 2023 4:48 pm
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  • Member Since:February 3, 2004 5:12 am
Vegas(...Baby;). Originally from PA, USA.
Male
September 9
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm actually quite busy.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Retired Air Force active duty military Fire Chief. Then, I got a civilian Fire Chief job in the Air Force (i.e., got up one fine morning & put on a differrent uniform). AF FD's have a mix of civ & mil firefighters. So, in short - 'double dipping';) But, that's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. Next week, I'm going to clown college.
"2B or not 2B. That is the pencil."
"Sometimes I wake up Grumpy; other times I let her sleep."
"Spelling is diffulcult...ugh, chellenging...d*mn..., HARD."
"It's not my fault I never learned to accept responsibility."
"Being awesome has its disadvantages."
"Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against 'stupid'."
"At my age, 'middle of the night' is 10:30PM (ugh me)."
"The early bird gets the worm. I'd rather sleep in and have pancakes."
"My failures are only exceeded by my mis-steaks, I mean, mistakes."
"After four karate classes I can now break a board, with my cast."
"My two favorite states are West Dakota & New Michigan."
"Mess with me & you mess with the entire trailer park."
"I can recite backwards all 28 numbers of the alphabet."
"How does non-stick coating stick to frying pans??"
"I've said a million times; I do not exaggerate."
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?"
"Zombies want me for my brain."
"Geology rocks!"
"Pirates Arrrr Cool."
"Procrastinate Now!"
"Don't tase me, bro."
"Prague: Czech it out."
"Geography is everywhere."
"Avoid clichés like the plague."
"Why is there an 'L' in 'NOEL'?"
"I was an extra on Baywatch."
"Dead owls don't give a hoot."
"I'm so adjective I verb nouns."
"Double negatives are a NO-NO."
"Young once; immature forever."
"Bad spellers of the world untie!"
"My karma ran over your dogma."
"Indecision is the key to flexibility"
"You just can't let nature run wild."
"Did Noah keep his bees in archives?"
"How do I set a laser printer to stun?"
"I think my brain has a mind of its own."
"Rock is dead; long live paper & scissors."
"Hurry, I'm late for the Early Bird special."
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"We've up-ed are standards, so up yours."
"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"Come to the Dark Side--we have cookies."
"Operator! Hurry, give me the number for 9-1-1!"
"Sex on TV doesn't hurt, unless you fall off."
"Even the simplist things can be done rong."
"Talk only if you can improve on the silence."
"Escalators don't break, they become stairs."
"I don't believe in superstitions. It's bad luck."
"Vegetarian - Armenian word for lousy hunter"
"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
"Some of us r wrong, the rest owns this profile."
"You tried & you failed--the lesson is, 'never try'."
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"Remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal."
"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."
"Just b/c u have a girl doesn't mean u shld act like 1"
"Be sure to push Up button if you die in an elevator."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"What do you mean my birth certificate has expired?"
"Sure makes my day longer--getting to work on time."
"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?"
"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud & my homosexuals flaming."
"Just b/c I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Well, it's 1AM; bttr go home & spend some quality time w/ the kids."
"Two rules for success:
1. Don't tell people everything you know, &;
2. ........................................."

(various authors)
I sold my SUV to buy gas.
"Raging Stallion" (I really have no idea what an 'RPG Character' is...I just like to be called, "Raging Stallion";)
 

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5-11
Happy
Hazel-Green
Brown
Boxers
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
Some Irish; lots of Fetish
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm listening ... .
Spankin's. I like spankin's ;)
Single
2 (absolutely beautiful)
A synonym is a word people use when they can't spell the other one.
 

Favorites

Red Storm Rising, The Civil War: A Narrative, Great Expectations; Truman; 1776; 1984; many others
Discover, ESPN; Sports Ill; &, of course, Variations
any sports pg
Calvin & Hobbes; The Far Side; Peanuts
Animal House, Blues Bothers; Planes, Trains & Auto's; C. Kane; Pink Panther Strikes Again; The God Father; Fail Safe
Mike & Mike in the Morning, Whose Line is it Anyway, Crime Story, Sapranos, Rescue Me, South Park, Around the Horn, PTI, Sports Center, Cheers; MASH; Everyone Loves Raymond; Law & Order; Will & Grace; The Simpsons; Family Guy
Denzil Washington; Deniro; Gene Hackman, Pacino
Classic Rock; some Mo-Town; 70/80s Pop (some); Blues
Aerosmith, Bryan Adams, G&R, Tom Petty, Dwight Yoakum (the only country I own), U2; Journey; Zepplin; Floyd; REM; John Lee Hooker; The Doors; The Cult; Bob Seger; Stones
Anything with a ball (def not 'balls').
Go Steelers, Mets, Knicks, Notre Dame!
Hawaii; G-spot (not necessarily in that order)
Steak, my favorite animal., How come we say "Tunafish" but not "Beefmamal" or Chickenbird"?, Chocolate fixes 'everything'.
 
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