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Minden, Iowa
September 14
Basketball, nature hiking, reading, chatting, and a lot of other things.
College Student, Full-Time Chemical Batcher for an animal pharmacy company, and part-time worker for our local zoo. I'm so busy that I have to pencil in a shit sometimes.
"Get busy living, or get busy dieing."-Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption

"If I cannot find a way, then I will make one."

"If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?"

"Religion is the opiate of the masses."

"Shame and emotional discretion are the enemies of honesty."-Myself

"Those who subscribe to the notion that common sense is not so common fail to grasp the subtle difference between common sense itself and its utility therein."-Myself

"American life consists mostly of driving off somewhere and then driving back home, and then wondering why the hell you drove there in the first place."-John Updike

"I'm third generation Don't Give a ####!"-Ron White

"I swear. There is no way. There is no pill. You can't fix stupid!"-Ron White

"Never get in an argument with an idiot. You'll never win."
An '06 Kia Optima. Yeah, I know. Boring. And practical.

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210 lbs.
Dark brown
Versatile, casual, and classic. But I'm not a "Queer Eye" or "What Not To Wear" fan by any stretch. I watched one episode of "What Not to Wear," and it was more than enough. I'd have a hard time trusting my hair to someone who looks like Ronald McDonald tripping on acid or a Molly Ringwald burnout and my clothes to someone who suggests paying $200 for a pair of ripped jeans. WTF is up with that?
Raised as a Roman Catholic, but see the quote about religion. I'm spiritual, and I believe in God, but I don't believe in religion. Religion is a way to categorize and abstractly brand-name people. It gives people license to view others as inferior. As someone else even more eloquently put it, "Religion is what made terrorist zealots drive an airplane through two towers on my birthday. Fuck religion."
Independent (but ecstatic that we no longer have an incompetent boob who needed Daddy to pay off Yale just for a C+ average or someone who turned into a puppet for the Bible-thumping right wing extremists who want us to stick our nose where it doesn't belong just for oil that we don't need leading the country, and just as glad that that powerhungry bitch Hillary didn't win-you could say I'm an equal-opportunity hater since I despise the left wing and the right wing extremists equally).
Straight as the crow flies.
Doesn't this whole spiel already qualify?


Stephen King, Robert Michael Pyle, Vladimir Nabokov
Catcher In The Rye, Bag of Bones, Nabokov's Butterflies
News and Journal of the Lepidopterists' Society, Tropical Lepidoptera, Sports Illustrated, ESPN The Magazine
Omaha World Herald, USA Today
Zits, Luann, Fox Trot, Garfield
Shawshank Redemption, Wedding Crashers
Joe Schmoe Show, ESPN Sportscenter, South Park, Family Guy, Robot Chicken
Vince Vaughn, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Tim Robbins, Tom Hanks, Gene Hackman, Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie
Adult Contemporary
Dave Matthews Band, Nickelback, Maroon 5, Creed
Basketball, Football
Miami Dolphins, New York Knicks, Atlanta Braves, Iowa State Cyclones
Costa Rica
Anything hot.